Why the chicken cross

[jb2hot927]

why did the chicken cross the road

[dishuser]

to increase his post count

[MadDogMc]

why did the chicken cross the road

because if he stays on this side i will cook him for dinner...yummm..lol

[kapeets]

why did the chicken cross the road

Ummmm.....b/c on THIS side of the road were trees, and he couldn't pull in 110 and 119??:lol:

[fonger]

i can't concentrate with that avatar here...

[Hunter11]

OK, I'll play. lol.


http://kalafudra.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/chickenroad.jpg

[Hunter11]

http://www.randyshomestead.com/jokebook/Chicken_Other_Side.gif

[Hunter11]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rte/lowres/rten33l.jpg

[Hunter11]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zUq8JuOcuWA/TP_beTRkAUI/AAAAAAAABLc/8ezB0m5Sq5k/s400/cactus.jpg

[Hunter11]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tbr/lowres/tbrn262l.jpg

[Hunter11]

Sometimes the chicken don't even know.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/msi/lowres/msin183l.jpg

[dasher108]

Really does not matter why, as long as it is done safely

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h194/GOODSTUFF1852/xing.jpg

[jb2hot927]

U guys guest it

[kapeets]

i can't concentrate with that avatar here...

LMAO!!! Can you tell I'm Canadian, fonger??? And, of course, so is SHE!!!

[bigiron]

To show a possum it could be done!

[TheCryptic]

because he could and did...

[gone]

Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it ****in' wanted to. That's the ****in' reason.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

More @
http://philosophy.eserver.org/chicken.txt

[chickenman]

I know but I'm not telling....family secret

[mushum]

if your canadian,its to show the gopher it could be done.

[alexfta]

to get the the "other side"
he was suicidal.

[bigfart]

for some fowl reason

[chicot60]

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.


http://kalafudra.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/chickenroad.jpg
-Descartes: to go to the other side of the road.


-Plato: for the chicken, truth lies on the other side.


-Aristotle; It’s the nature of all chickens.


-Carle Marx: This is a historical inevitability thus it should rise up against it.


-Captain James Kirk: to go where no other chicken has gone before.


-Hippocrates: because of an excessive pancreas disorder.


-Martin Luther King: It dreamt of a world where chickens have the right to cross any road without justifying it.


-Richard Nixon: The chicken hasn’t crossed the road… I repeat she hasn’t crossed the road!


-Nicola Machiavelli: The important thing is that the chicken crossed the road, and it doesn’t matter why. Its urge to cross the road justifies any means to do it.


-Shamel: Because it saw a colorful rooster.


-Sigmund Freud: To wonder why the chicken crossed the road is an indication of suppressed sexual desires.


-Buddha: asking such a question is denying the nature of all chickens.


-Jim Carry: Finally! I thought it’ll never cross!!!


-Stephen Segal: You tell me!


-Charles de Gaulle: Maybe it crossed the road but not the highway!


-Einstein: whether the chicken crossed the road or the road itself moved towards it, this all depends on the chicken speed multiplied by the number of its footsteps.


-George W Bush: This action is a flagrant violation of the UN resolutions. Just the mere notion of the chicken crossing the road without punishment is considered a threat to democracy, freedom and justice. Hence, this proves to us that we should’ve unquestionably destroyed that road long time ago. So, to keep piece in the region, and in order to protect the values we fought for, we decided to send our troops to demolish all poultry farms in that area. This way, no other chicken will be tempted to cross the road again.


-Hamlet: This is not the question.


-Othello: It felt jealous and decided to revolt.


-Nietzsche: because when you look at the road for too long, the road will start looking at you.


-Shakespeare: It didn’t cross the road, but the road tempted the chicken to cross.


-Oscar Wilde: I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.


-Mu`ammar al-Qadhafi : I forgot.

[chicot60]

http://i.imgur.com/Jc6BJ.jpg

[Night_Predator]

Because it was nighttime and I was close. LOL

[chicot60]

Finally we know why.....
http://i.imgur.com/17aHG.jpg

[Pollypurabred]

do you recognize our admins?

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[djgator15]

Nice avatar!!!

[mafioso]

lol good one