Aging

[chicot60]

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old.
well . . . you'll love this one. .........LOLOLOLOL

my name is Alice , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

this balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

after he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan park high school .

'yes. yes, I did. I’m a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

when did you graduate?' I asked.

he answered, 'in 1975. why do you ask?'

you were in my class!', I exclaimed.

he looked at me closely.

then, that ugly,

old,

bald,

wrinkled faced,

fat-a**ed,

gray-haired,

decrepit

son-of-a-b**ch

asked,

'what did you teach??’