chicot60
02-07-2011, 11:20 PM
Where did you get the money?
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20bills falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? "You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no" , said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of tailgate fans come and pee through a hole in the fence and onto my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his "thingie" through the fence, I grab it and say, '$20 or off it comes off.
"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", "not everybody pays"......
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20bills falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? "You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no" , said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of tailgate fans come and pee through a hole in the fence and onto my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his "thingie" through the fence, I grab it and say, '$20 or off it comes off.
"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", "not everybody pays"......