Great Home Security System

[justeric1agn]

Great Home Security System
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's

used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy

of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and

magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:




Bubba,

Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.

Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they

attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up

bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard

to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four

of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter

[Morkel]

Security system installation may prove to be of great advantage in the long run as it will safeguard you from thieves and burglars. These systems are equipped with the latest technological advancements to suit the security needs of an individual and these devices are even available online at great discounts.

[hutch]

Que...???LOL

[Terryl]

Security system installation may prove to be of great advantage in the long run as it will safeguard you from thieves and burglars. These systems are equipped with the latest technological advancements to suit the security needs of an individual and these devices are even available online at great discounts.

My 9mm with my background is much cheaper, the bodies will keep the stool fish fed.

(the quoted post is very close to being spam, don't stretch it)

[dishuser]

Security system installation may prove to be of great advantage in the long run as it will safeguard you from thieves and burglars. These systems are equipped with the latest technological advancements to suit the security needs of an individual and these devices are even available online at great discounts.

now that's funny:laughat:

[dishuser]

My 9mm with my background is much cheaper, the bodies will keep the stool fish fed.

(the quoted post is very close to being spam, don't stretch it)

wanna bet one of their words becomes a live link soon?:innocent:

[Terryl]

I'm just standing by with the ban button.........................NYUK NYUK NYUK..

[chuck]

Security system installation may prove to be of great advantage in the long run as it will safeguard you from thieves and burglars. These systems are equipped with the latest technological advancements to suit the security needs of an individual and these devices are even available online at great discounts.


My 9mm with my background is much cheaper, the bodies will keep the stool fish fed.

(the quoted post is very close to being spam, don't stretch it)

could very well be...., perhaps this member is a maticulate type.......or somewhat eccentric......however i think there could be an affiliation to the orkin man?? :splat:

[stman]

It attracted another one. Bam :D