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LiL'Bit
11-25-2009, 09:21 PM
Happy Thanksgiving

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TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL
Love LiL'Bit, Dr John and Kev

huckleberry234
11-25-2009, 11:04 PM
Makes me wish it were thanksgiving here (canada) again, mmmmm turkey

WillDekkard
11-26-2009, 03:08 AM
Makes me wish it were thanksgiving here (canada) again, mmmmm turkey

Great post LiL'Bit ! A Happy Thanksgiving to all our American Friends ! huckleberry - I am thinking Thanksgiving II !
1791:party:
Because 2 is always better then 1 !

TPB
11-26-2009, 07:34 AM
Great post lil...Happy thanksgiving to all of our American friends.

stman
11-26-2009, 07:39 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all at Satfix !

jtr
11-26-2009, 08:08 AM
umm good ..bread with good topings:
breasts white meat ....

casper
11-26-2009, 10:29 AM
Great post LiL'Bit, and A Happy Thanksgiving to you and everyone here at satfix.

rwilli1
11-26-2009, 10:31 PM
Good post LiL'Bit Happy Thanksgiving to all our Canadian friends.....don't eat to much turkey