justeric1agn
02-18-2011, 12:45 AM
Quips and quotes........
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.
~ Mark Twain
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
~ Will Rogers
Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens -- and then everybody disagrees.
~ Boris Marshalov
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
~ Victor Hugo
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
~ Mark Twain
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
~ Lichty & Wagner
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.
~ Mark Twain
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
~ Will Rogers
Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens -- and then everybody disagrees.
~ Boris Marshalov
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
~ Victor Hugo
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
~ Mark Twain
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
~ Lichty & Wagner