Men are like....

[chicot60]

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1. Men are like Laxative. They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.



4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.



5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.


7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

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8. Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.



9. Men are like .Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.


13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


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[Glatt]

Why do they only let 20 % of the woman into Heaven





because if they let any more in it would be like Hell!

[The Cobra]

We must give equal time....................




WOMEN ARE LIKE...

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

[chicot60]

Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.


Men are like..... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.


Men are like..... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.


Men are like..... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.


Men are like..... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.


Men are like..... Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.


Men are like..... Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.


Men are like..... Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.


Men are like..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.


Men are like..... Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.


Men are like..... Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.


Men are like..... Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.


Men are like..... High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.


Men are like..... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.


Men are like..... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.




Men are like..... Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.


Men are like..... Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.


Men are like..... Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.



Men are like..... Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.


Men are like..... Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.


Men are like..... Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.


Men are like..... Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

[mclovin]

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

Remind you of someone :lol:


We must give equal time....................




WOMEN ARE LIKE...

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

[The Cobra]

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

Remind you of someone :lol:

HAHAHAHAHA----but at least now I have a 2,000 mile buffer zone.

[mclovin]

And fond memories :D


HAHAHAHAHA----but at least now I have a 2,000 mile buffer zone.

[The Cobra]

And fond memories :D

.................but they wash out.......................LMAO