chicot60
03-21-2011, 04:24 PM
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the Limbo as if it were yesterday.
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They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
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Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
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Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
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The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
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Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face?
?
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Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.
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Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
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The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
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Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair?
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Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
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The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
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ABBA ---
Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?
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Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
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Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
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Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
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And Last but NOT least...
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
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They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
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Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
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Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face?
?
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Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.
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Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
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The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
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Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair?
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Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
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The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
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ABBA ---
Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?
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Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
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Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
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Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
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And Last but NOT least...
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again