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chicot60
03-22-2011, 10:28 PM
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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,



"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"




"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice

big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every

week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I

don't exercise at all."





"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"





"Forty," she replied