Last one to post wins....

[hawk2]

Back at the end of the line again.

[mj420]

Gonna sneak in LAST before bird brain catches me.

[hawk2]

Like as elephant trying to sneak up on a mouse.Last

[mj420]

let's keep your love life outta this......LAST.

[hawk2]

O.K. We shall Last:wove:

[mj420]

you were the last at last but now im last.

[hawk2]

L...................A.........................S... ..............................T:comfort1:

[pax1]

Tsal niaga

[frankiespankme]

let me just sneak in here..

[hawk2]

O.K. = Long enough :bump:Last

[sasskatt]

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing. You don't win once in a while, you don't do things right once in a while, you do them right all the time. Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
Vince Lombardi
but LAST is good

[Apoynaanghel]

Last is actually first to be read.....then UP.

[hawk2]

Only game I know of you win when your Last

[sasskatt]

Only game I know of you win when your Last
But you have to be last :tehe:

[hawk2]

Take a break I'll hold L:bump:ast for a while.

[triad]

Hawk2, time to fly off to your nest for the night

[hawk2]

Thanks triad for holding last all night but I got it now. Last

[fonger]

and it is now mine.. victory.. and last!

[mj420]

not so fast fonger...I am in at last.

[hawk2]

Short lived: last:comfort1:

[fonger]

10 minutes of last

[hawk2]

5 minutes of Last. It's going pretty good.

[fonger]

last for now, now i gotta go work. enjoy your win hawk, i'll be back in a couple of hours.
:)
cheers

[sasskatt]

:laughat:
13867
LAST

[mj420]

sorry sasskatt....I am back at last

[sasskatt]

I wondered if you were on the ball............:bawl:

[hawk2]

I wonder if he fell off the ball Last

[ndnhammer69]

we have a weiner!!

[sasskatt]

want a bun and mustard with that weiner......................:tehe:
may be the LAST

[mj420]

good one sass....but I am last.

[hawk2]

Were Last............................

[drspl]

ummm..last!

[hawk2]

O.K. >>>>>>>>>Last:bump:

[drspl]

t-heheheheh...nope..got it last!

[hawk2]

One Two Three Last

[sasskatt]

:laughat:
(A CUSTOMER steps up to a video-store counter with a stack of videos.)

CASHIER: Hi. Did you find everything you wanted?

CUSTOMER: (Handing over membership card.) Yes, thanks. (Pause.) When is this one due back?

CASHIER: The day after tomorrow.

CUSTOMER: Yeah, when’s it due back?

CASHIER: The day after tomorrow.

CUSTOMER: Yes. The Day After Tomorrow.

CASHIER: Right.

CUSTOMER: Right. When’s it due back?

CASHIER: The day after tomorrow.

CUSTOMER: I mean the movie. The Day After Tomorrow. When is it due?

CASHIER: Oh! I get it. That’s funny. You thought I meant—right, OK. It’s due the day after tomorrow.

CUSTOMER: The Day After Tomorrow is due the day after tomorrow?

CASHIER: Exactly.

CUSTOMER: And Before Sunset?

CASHIER: Anytime before 10.

CUSTOMER: Is it the same as The Day After Tomorrow?

CASHIER: We close the same time every day. Ten o’clock.

CUSTOMER: But what day is the video due?

CASHIER: The Day After Tomorrow?

CUSTOMER: Why are you asking me?

CASHIER: The Day After Tomorrow is due the day after tomorrow.

CUSTOMER: I know, but what about Before Sunset?

CASHIER: Anytime before closing.

CUSTOMER: But what day?

CASHIER: The day after tomorrow.

CUSTOMER: Before Sunset?

CASHIER: You can bring it then if you want to, but we’re open till 10.

CUSTOMER: The movie! Before Sunset. When is Before Sunset due?

CASHIER: Oh! We did it again, didn’t we? Isn’t that just like that … what’s that sketch called? Anyway. Sorry. Before Sunset is due the day after tomorrow.

CUSTOMER: Thank you. (Pause.) Is that the same for the others?

CASHIER: You’re not renting The Others.

CUSTOMER: Why not?

CASHIER: I don’t know. You can if you want to.

CUSTOMER: Well, I would like to rent the others, please.

CASHIER: I’ll check the computer.

CUSTOMER: For what?

CASHIER: The Others.

CUSTOMER: What’s in front of you?

CASHIER: (Looking through stack.) Well, we have The Day After Tomorrow and Before Sunset. Then Seven, After Hours, 48 Hours, Ten, and Before Sunrise. Hey, that’s funny, “before sunrise”—we could have gotten confused about that too, huh?

CUSTOMER: Yeah. Could you ring them up, please?

CASHIER: So you don’t want The Others?

CUSTOMER: I want all of them.

CASHIER: But not The Others?

CUSTOMER: I want everything sitting right there in front of you.

CASHIER: OK, I’ll ring them up. (Pause.) I’m sorry, but your account limits you to six rentals.

CUSTOMER: Oh, OK, I won’t rent Ten.

CASHIER: Excuse me?

CUSTOMER: Get rid of Ten.

CASHIER: You have seven here.

CUSTOMER: I still want to rent Seven.

CASHIER: You’re not allowed to.

CUSTOMER: Why can’t I rent Seven?

CASHIER: Because it’s over the limit.

CUSTOMER: Right, but I want Seven. Get rid of Ten.

CASHIER: (Pause.) That would leave negative three.

CUSTOMER: Excuse me?

CASHIER: You know what? We’ll just let it slide this time.

CUSTOMER: Thank you. (Pause.) Is that one due back the day after tomorrow, too?

CASHIER: Yes, you have 48 hours.

CUSTOMER: But is it due with the others?

CASHIER: You don’t have The Others.

CUSTOMER: What did you just ring up?

CASHIER: You want me to read these to you again?

CUSTOMER: No, just tell me when they’re due.

CASHIER: The day after tomorrow.

CUSTOMER: But what about the others?

CASHIER: You don’t have The Others.

CUSTOMER: Is 48 Hours due the day after tomorrow?

CASHIER: Yes, by 10 o’clock.

CUSTOMER: Is Ten due the day after tomorrow?

CASHIER: Yes, by 10 o’clock.

CUSTOMER: What about After Hours?

CASHIER: There’s a late fee.

CUSTOMER: For what?

CASHIER: If you return after hours.

CUSTOMER: The day after tomorrow?

CASHIER: All of them.

CUSTOMER: So it’s due the day after tomorrow?

CASHIER: By 10.

CUSTOMER: What about Seven?

CASHIER: You can bring it then if you want to, but we’re open till 10.

CUSTOMER: The movie! The movie! When is the movie Seven due?

CASHIER: (Holding up each video one at a time.) Seven is due at 10 the day after tomorrow. The Day After Tomorrow is due at 10 the day after tomorrow. Before Sunset is due at 10 the day after tomorrow. 48 Hours is due at 10 the day after tomorrow. After Hours is due at 10 the day after tomorrow. And Ten is due at 10 the day after tomorrow

CUSTOMER: Thank you! (Noticing the last video after a long pause.) But what about Before Sunrise?

CASHIER: (Pause.) We’re not open before sunrise.

(CUSTOMER gives up and walks out.)

[hawk2]

Last at Last.........................

[triad]

But not last enough

[mj420]

wow...good run triad....times up..I am last.

[hawk2]

I cannot believe they let you stay in Last place this long. But I've got my Big Hawk eye on you now.:comfort1:Last

[mj420]

Well look who finally decided to show his face around here...lol
I am back LAST.

[sasskatt]

........................tsal......................
.................................................. ..:noidea:........................................ .........

[hawk2]

The Hawk is Last

[mj420]

I am the last in LAST.

[hawk2]

Time to be next to Last.

[nada233]

hawk2 your flying to high and you cant see me last ooops sorry jk

[mj420]

sneakin in quick before the hawk gets here....LAST.

[hawk2]

Not only can I see you I'm about to swoop down and carry you off so I will be in last place.

[sasskatt]

cool pic on last post

[mj420]

ok sasskatt....I am back at LAST.

[hawk2]

Just keep paddling you boat because this Bird is :bump:Last

[fonger]

4 minutes of fame..

i am last!

[mj420]

that's what she said....wait a minute that didn't come out right....LAST

[hawk2]

Hit the sea my laddy I'm :okay:Last

[mj420]

nope...I am still LAST.

[fonger]

last here... LAST

[hawk2]

Looks like both of you are behind me. That makes me :tehe:Last

[triad]

Here's Johnny!!!!

[hawk2]

There goes Johnny that makes me Last:bawl:

[fonger]

where's johnny? heehee
LAST again

[hawk2]

Johnny has left the building. That makes you last. Correction that makes me Last. Sorry.

[fonger]

did he leave a forwarding address?
didn't even get to say goodbye....

last!

[hawk2]

He did tell me to tell you by and he had a great time. Last

[fonger]

great, hope he visits again soon.

last

[mj420]

I leave you two alone for a few minutes and you completely lose your minds!!!! LAST.

[hawk2]

Not hard to loose a Bird Brain. Last

[mj420]

get a move on hawk....let me have a seat at LAST.

[fonger]

would be nice to be a hawk flying around above everyone...

oh, LAST

[mj420]

stay outta the clouds fonger...and outta my spot....LAST.

[fonger]

okay, i'll go back to banning folks.
heehee

LAST

[mj420]

can't we just all get along?????.....LAST.

[fonger]

sure, if you let me win.

LAST

[mj420]

NEVER!!!!!!!
I will go down with my ship at LAST.

[triad]

My tea leaves indicated post # 5235 is the winner

[fonger]

My tea leaves indicated post # 5235 is the winner
then that means i won!!
woohoo!
thanks triad.

[mj420]

sorry...no prizes for second to last.

[fonger]

dang, then i'll just take the win then. heehee

[hawk2]

Make room for the Hawk....:tehe:Last

[sasskatt]

lots of room next to last :rolleyes:

[vampirito]

ok. I'm here too! :P

[hawk2]

The more the merrier Last

[Googa]

I don't know why I'm posting LAST, hawk2 will be here any second !

[hawk2]

Suprise: Wow you were last for almost 2 hours. Way to go but I'll take it now. Last

[mj420]

ok hawk..try and share the couch eh....LAST.

[fonger]

you had the couch for a full hour now... at last, i am last.

[hawk2]

Good morning fonger great to see you in next to Last place.:noidea:

[mj420]

as well as you hawk...last

[fonger]

not enough room for all the last winners... so i'm last now.

[mj420]

Knock..Knock----who's there?----Not----Not who?----Not you, cause I'm last:tehe:

[hawk2]

Look in your mirrow Last

[mj420]

yup...I see you in second last...LAST

[mj420]

Look in your mirrow Last
It say's objects in mirror appear to be last..but they are not!

[hawk2]

Bigger and Last remember my last visit Big.

[mj420]

yah...big bird poop...LAST.

[hawk2]

Bet it took you a long time to get rid of that. Wait until Easter. Surprise Last

[mj420]

Just remember..if I gotta shot every bird in the sky...I will get you!....LAST.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njYUFXB49oc

[hawk2]

May the bird of paradise fly up your none Last.:yeaah:

[TeePee]

I am the last one!!!

[sasskatt]

..........L...................
.............A..................
.................S................
....................T................
...............:innocent:...............

[hawk2]

Move over sasskatt. Make room for the Hawk. Last

[Night_Predator]

No more Hawk. Me be last. LOL

[Night Prowler]

this forum will self destruct in 5 seconds......

I WIN!!!!!

[hawk2]

This is no Mission Impossible it's Last:yeaah:

[triad]

I am last

[hawk2]

Long enough. Last

[mj420]

good morning hawk.....I am LAST.

[rainstar23]

I won the $640,000000.00 Mega lottery!

[mj420]

Yah...but you still didn't win LAST.

[hawk2]

And you think you did.Last:innocent:

[mj420]

I don't think....but I am LAST.

[hawk2]

Thanks for holding my spot but I'll take it for a while Last

[sasskatt]

Hey whats all the noise.....oh well, you woke me up at last. :offtopic1:

[vampirito]

I'm the last again. :P

[hawk2]

Last:Again...................

[pizzapres]

last!!!!!!!!!!

[hawk2]

Last at Last:innocent:

[mj420]

we all know I am LAST.

[hawk2]

We all know you think you are :laughat:Last

[mj420]

I Hate it when I think I am LAST When I really am....

[hawk2]

Last..........................

[mj420]

i am the last.

[duckhunter3.5]

tag!! not so fast.

[mj420]

sorry duckhunter....you should be hawk hunter...cause he will be here soon...LAST.

[duckhunter3.5]

sorry, shot a few of those too!

[mj420]

back at last.

[needasat]

Just declare a winner and end the pain

[duckhunter3.5]

back to ya!!

[mj420]

second last for you duckhunter.....I am the LAST.

[hawk2]

One, Two, Three, Last :tehe:spot is for me.

[duckhunter3.5]

hello hawk!!

[hawk2]

Hello Duck I'm :tehe:Last

[triad]

Hello Hawk2, I am last. by the way what happened to Hawk1?

[duckhunter3.5]

must have got old and retired??

[hawk2]

He laid an egg and died April 1. That's when I took over and became Last

[duckhunter3.5]

well if HE laid an egg no wonder!! must have been all that DDT.

[hawk2]

Yes: DDT---Don't Do That-----Last:yeaah:

[duckhunter3.5]

and back again!!

[hawk2]

Yes and next to Last

[duckhunter3.5]

and yet, just like a bad fart, just lingers around!!

[hawk2]

And last, and last, and :tehe:Last

[triad]

Hawk2, you stay away from that DDT stuff, we would not want you to lay an egg

[hawk2]

Well thanks triad. I didn't know you cared. I will I will So I can be Last:yeaah:

[duckhunter3.5]

yes, the last of the species!!

[hawk2]

You got that right Last.

[chesterf73]

Can I be last tonight

[hawk2]

Close but no cigar. Last

[triad]

Time for you all to go to bed now

[hawk2]

Time to wake up and smell Last place.

[mj420]

smell's like hawk crap to me.....LAST.

[hawk2]

Yes I was saving a pile just for you. Now I feel better at Last.

[mj420]

I don't need to hear about your piles...lol
LAST.

[hawk2]

You don't need to be Last.

[mj420]

needs and wants....I wants to be LAST.

[hawk2]

You are going to have to post again to be Last

[mj420]

again it is....LAST.

[hawk2]

Here we go again Last

[sasskatt]

daily offering
14023

last....
.....last
......last
.......last
........last
.........last
..........last
...........last
................................ :yeaah: ...............................................

[hawk2]

But I am really :noidea:Last

[mj420]

are you really?....I thought I was....LAST.

[sasskatt]

I'll just hang here and let you guys figure out who is last :noidea:

[hawk2]

That's not a hard choice I'm Last

[pellmaster]

I want to be last

[mj420]

and you were...for about a minute..lol

[hawk2]

I give you 10 minutes = Last

[pellmaster]

Sorry I'm last

[mj420]

are you sure you are???? look again...last.

[pellmaster]

you look again

[hawk2]

Way to go pellmaster I love it Last

[mj420]

OHHH like you need any help bird brain...LAST.

[pellmaster]

Think again

[hawk2]

I need all the help I can get against one eye: Last

[mj420]

ok pellmaster...I bought you the beer cause hawk will drive you to drink...but now I am gonna get you a chopper so you can chase that bird around...LAST.

[pellmaster]

That was fast

[hawk2]

What did you do? run out of boxes of poop......Last

[mj420]

what was???? oh I am LAST.

[mj420]

What did you do? run out of boxes of poop......Last
nope thanks for reminding me..lol
LAST.

[hawk2]

No your not pull that patch down I'm Last

[mj420]

thats what she said........LAST.

[pellmaster]

no I am laaaast

[hoppy]

No,Not yet!!!

[pellmaster]

sorry laaast

[hawk2]

Will here I come Last

[triad]

and there you go not being last

[hawk2]

O.K. triad an hour is long enough :noidea: Last

[mj420]

O.K. triad an hour is long enough :noidea: Last
you guys need a room???:noidea:
Just kidding....probably an hour of triad cleaning bird poop...lol.....LAST.

[hawk2]

Been here all night in last position just floating around on the sea. Releaf time Last.

[mj420]

time's up...we just got this place cleaned!...LAST.

[hawk2]

I here you are pretty good at scrubbing decks Last

[pellmaster]

I'm back. last

[hawk2]

Great to see you this morning pellmaster. Last

[pellmaster]

morning hawk2. last

[ledyjr23]

Done... I'm the last one!!!

[hawk2]

Good morning ledyjr23. You certainly are last wait!!!!!!! I'm :tehe:Last

[pellmaster]

Think again I'm last

[hawk2]

I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm Last.:okay:

[japonc]

not to much to think i"last lol

[hawk2]

Hi japonc nice to see you in last. Well nest to :yeaah:Last

[triad]

Time to fly off and look for those easter eggs, since you have an aerial view, you should able to find them no problem.

[hawk2]

Great idea. I may even drop some off on your house ops I mean at your house.Last

[japonc]

hi hawk2,you keep droping eggs that why you last

[hawk2]

Yes I'm the Easter Hawk................Last:laughat:

[ironworks]

Ok, what do i win...........i am last??

[angy309]

I'm the winer

[pellmaster]

sorry what do I win, i'm last

[angy309]

oh no I know I'm the only winner

[pellmaster]

think again last

[hawk2]

To much thinking going on :tehe:Last

[pellmaster]

Doesn't the bird ever sleep...........last

Pellmaster

[hawk2]

No I roost but I'm still last:tehe:

[Crazy Horse]

I win..........

[hawk2]

Not so fast Crazy Horse you are nest to :okay:Last

[pellmaster]

take a break..... i'm last

[joe472]

no no i am last

[ski4evr]

me.........

[hawk2]

It's Hawk time... Last:bawl:

[ledyjr23]

Sorry Hawk... My Time!!! Last ledyjr23

[hawk2]

Don't be sorry ledy the more the merrier and that's the name of the game :laughat:Last

[ledyjr23]

I was waiting for hawk go to sleep... Now I'm The Last!!!

[mj420]

That bird never sleeps....lol
I am last.

[Night_Predator]

But the Night Predator doesn't sleep either and is always last.

[mj420]

If its not one its the other..lol
LAST.
hey predator...have I bought you a box of crap lately?
its the finest bird terd in a box...lol
enjoy.

[hawk2]

Here we go again MJ is selling those things faster than I can make them. OPPS got to go. Last

[pellmaster]

morning all. last

[hawk2]

Good morning pellmaster. Last

[triad]

Now I am LAST!

[pellmaster]

try again. last

[hawk2]

One more time Last

[triad]

One more time for me too

[hawk2]

Oh come on triad you can try it again. Last

[vampirito]

Hell no, i'm the last again.

[satcat]

oo'ps lost again

[hawk2]

Last again....................

[pellmaster]

last.........last..........last

[hawk2]

Look up in the sky..Last

[japonc]

see the food on the ground, last

[ledyjr23]

Ah... Last Again!!! Boom!!!

[durden_970]

What do I win?

[hawk2]

Got to be :tehe:Last to win

[ledyjr23]

I'm Close to win!!! LOL!!!

[pellmaster]

it's a bird it's a plane it's me laaaaaast

[Anubis]

Guess I'm the last to post, where's my prize?:yeaah:

[hawk2]

MJ will be along later to give it to you. Wait I just became Last.

[mj420]

MJ will be along later to give it to you. Wait I just became Last.
I already hooked him up...lol
LAST.

[mj420]

Guess I'm the last to post, where's my prize?:yeaah:

8-boxes of steaming bird crap....enjoy your prize..lol
LAST.

[pellmaster]

need a truck for all that bird crap. lol laaaast

[mj420]

need a truck for all that bird crap. lol laaaast
go you a truck to help me haul it.
LAST.

[pellmaster]

thanks this will do laaaast

[hawk2]

Forget the truck bring your boat. Last

[pellmaster]

you guys are great, you guys is what makes this fun , laaaast

[empty]

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end