chicot60
04-24-2011, 01:20 AM
"I was holed up in Boring, Oregon, wondering whether I should try some place different.
So I hopped in my car and drove to Why, Arizona, to figure things out.
After a few days I found my answer in Whynot, Mississippi.
I needed a town with some life to it.
I made a beeline for Disco, Tennessee, where I danced so much, I wore out my shoes.
The next day, I headed to Loafers Glory, North Carolina, for a new pair.
Afterward I looked sharp enough to take a break in Handsome Eddy, New York.
Eddy wasn't around, but I knew where to find him -- in Loveladies, New Jersey, where it seemed that all the women were trying to get to Husband, Pennsylvania.
It was a tough town.
One woman told me my romancing needed work and sent me to Sweet Lips, Tennessee.
Heartbroken, I put the car on cruise control and drove to Lonelyville, New York, for a stiff drink.
I made a pit stop in The Bottle, Alabama, and finally hit rock bottom in Condemned Bar, California.
Not surprisingly, I woke up the next morning in Cranky Corner, Louisiana.
I knew that if I continued like this, I'd be headed straight to ... Hell, Michigan.
Pulling myself together, I grabbed breakfast in Oatmeal, Texas, lunch in Sandwich, Massachusetts, and dessert in Pie Town, New Mexico.
I should've stopped eating after Greasy, Oklahoma, because I was feeling pretty sick by the time I left Lick Skillet, Tennessee.
In Brilliant, Ohio, it finally dawned on me -- I had to cease my wandering ways.
I parked in Do Stop, Kentucky, took out the map and chose my new home.
I didn't need Wealthy, Texas, or Fame, West Virginia. I found everything I needed in Happyland, Oklahoma.
So I hopped in my car and drove to Why, Arizona, to figure things out.
After a few days I found my answer in Whynot, Mississippi.
I needed a town with some life to it.
I made a beeline for Disco, Tennessee, where I danced so much, I wore out my shoes.
The next day, I headed to Loafers Glory, North Carolina, for a new pair.
Afterward I looked sharp enough to take a break in Handsome Eddy, New York.
Eddy wasn't around, but I knew where to find him -- in Loveladies, New Jersey, where it seemed that all the women were trying to get to Husband, Pennsylvania.
It was a tough town.
One woman told me my romancing needed work and sent me to Sweet Lips, Tennessee.
Heartbroken, I put the car on cruise control and drove to Lonelyville, New York, for a stiff drink.
I made a pit stop in The Bottle, Alabama, and finally hit rock bottom in Condemned Bar, California.
Not surprisingly, I woke up the next morning in Cranky Corner, Louisiana.
I knew that if I continued like this, I'd be headed straight to ... Hell, Michigan.
Pulling myself together, I grabbed breakfast in Oatmeal, Texas, lunch in Sandwich, Massachusetts, and dessert in Pie Town, New Mexico.
I should've stopped eating after Greasy, Oklahoma, because I was feeling pretty sick by the time I left Lick Skillet, Tennessee.
In Brilliant, Ohio, it finally dawned on me -- I had to cease my wandering ways.
I parked in Do Stop, Kentucky, took out the map and chose my new home.
I didn't need Wealthy, Texas, or Fame, West Virginia. I found everything I needed in Happyland, Oklahoma.