WWE Raw Results - May 2, 2011 [Archive] - satFIX.to

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05-03-2011, 07:02 PM

- After the match, the referee sees the WWE Title in the ring and disqualifies Miz, changing the decision of the match.

Winner by DQ and Still WWE Champion: John Cena

- Miz starts arguing with Riley and shoves him. Cena gets up and takes them both out, hitting an Attitude Adjustment. Cena poses with the WWE Title for the fans to end it.

- We go to a video of Ellen DeGeneres wishing The Rock a happy birthday. Back to commercial.

We are back and Tyler Perry, not dressed like Madea, wishes Rock a happy birthday.

It is time to see John Cena let the people of Tampa know about Osama bin Laden.

Alberto Del Rio is introduced so he can do commentary.

Rey Mysterio and Kofi Kingston vs Drew McIntyre and Jack Swagger

Swagger and Rey start and Swagger with a waist lock take down into a front face lock. Swagger punches Rey in the corner followed by an Irish whip but Rey with a kick. Rey with a head scissors that sends Swagger into the corner. Rey with a bronco buster and then he picks up Swagger so Kofi can mount him in the corner and he punches away. Kofi with an English uppercut followed by a forearm.

Kofi with a boot to Swagger but Drew with a clothesline from the apron as we go to commercial.

We are back and Swagger and Kofi are in the ring and Kofi tries to make the tag but Swagger stops him. Drew tags in and he punches Kofi. Drew with forearms to the back and he stomps on Kofi’s chest. Kofi gets a near fall with a rollup but Drew stops Kofi from making the tag and Drew gets a near fall with a jackknife cover. Swagger tags back in and Kofi tries to fight out of the corner.

Swagger with forearms to the back and then he puts Kofi in a front face lock. Kofi tries to get to his corner but Drew distracts the referee and Swagger knocks Rey down. Drew tags back in and he walks across Kofi’s chest. Kofi with a kick to the head but Drew with a forearm to the back.

Kofi with elbows to Drew and Drew tries for a belly-to-back suplex but Kofi lands on his feet and he tags in Rey. Rey with a head scissors followed by a round kick and he gets a near fall and Swagger breaks up the cover. Swagger picks up Rey and Rey kicks Drew into the ropes. Kofi sends Swagger to the floor. Kofi with Trouble in Paradise to Drew and Drew goes into the ropes. Del Rio gets up from the announce table but Rey hits the dive from the top turnbuckle for the three count.

Winners: Rey Mysterio and Kofi Kingston

After the match, Del Rio goes into the ring, but Rey stops him.

We go to footage from an anti-bullying event in Washington DC that Triple H appeared at.

The next person not bullied into wishing the Rock a happy birthday is Ludacris.

We are back and Did You Know that the Smackdown after the 9/11 attacks were the first major public gathering.

Dan Marino is the next to wish Rock a happy birthday.

Christian is in the party room with the Rock and Rock tells him that he is proud of him. Evan Bourne gets to talk to Rock before Vickie excuse mes herself into the room. Vickie says that even though no one wished her a happy birthday, her and Dolph got her a present. They pull apart the cake to reveal Mae Young.

Rock tells Vickie that she can lose all the weight she wants and Vickie will never look as good or as beautiful as Mae Young. Rock thanks Mae for showing up for his birthday. Rock kisses Mae and then he tells Dolph that he gets more pie in one night than Dolph does in an entire lifetime.

John Cena appears and he tells Rock that he brought a gift that only he can give him. He holds up the WWE Championship. Cena says that he will keep it until Wrestlemania 28. This makes the biggest match in Wrestlemania history even bigger. If Rock wants it, he will have to go through him. Rock tells Cena to just bring it.

Cena wishes Rock a happy birthday and leaves.

Kane is walking in the back as we go to commercial.

We go to commercial.

We are back with another birthday wish. This time it is from George Lopez.

Kane vs Mason Ryan with CM Punk

They lock up and Ryan sends Kane to the mat. They lock up again and Kane is sent to the floor. Kane returns to the ring and Kane with a side head lock and Ryan stays on his feet after Kane tries for a shoulder tackle. Ryan with a clothesline and a slam. Ryan punches Kane followed by a hard Irish whip. Ryan with an Irish whip but Kane with a boot and uppercut. Kane with an Irish whip and then he hits a splash in the corner.

Punk interferes and the referee calls for the bell.

Winner: Kane by by disqualification

After the match, David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty join the fray. Kane tries for a choke slam but Ryan powers out of the hold and then he hits an uranage.

Show makes his way to the ring and he goes after McGillicutty, Otunga, and Punk. Ryan with a spear to Show. Mason Ryan walks off and Punk wonders what is going on.

Punk, Otunga, and McGillicutty are at ringside and they look at Ryan on the stage.

Who cares about that because it’s Rock’s birthday. The next birthday wishes come from Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Craig Ferguson wishes Rock a happy birthday.

It is time for the main event and it is going to be the Rock doing that birthday thing.

The people in the crowd put on their party hats (but they won’t put their bags over their heads when Cody Rhodes shows up). Rock wants to know if everyone has had fun tonight. Rock thanks everyone for coming out to support him and for making it one of the best nights in his life.

Rock thanks his family, who are in the crowd as well as his family watching at home. Rock wants to thank the WWE too.

Rock says that as a proud Hurricane and a proud son of Miami, next year’s Wrestlemania will be the biggest Wrestlemania of all time.

There is NO CHANCE that Vince McMahon wouldn’t miss a birthday party.

Vince wishes Rock a happy birthday and thanks him for allowing him to let us share his birthday with him. Vince thanks Rock for pulling him aside to ask to bring the WWE to heights that no one has ever done. Vince says that Rock has taken them to levels no one else ever did before.

Vince thanks Rock for his respect, his passion, his humanity, and giving the crowd the opportunity to say ‘what’ (and they what). He thanks Rock for his love of life and devotion. He thanks the Rock for being The Rock. On behalf of the WWE, they have put together a birthday present. Vince tells Rock of all of the thank yous, he thanks Rock for coming home.

We see a video package showing the Rock through the years.

It is time for someone to sing Happy Birthday to the Rock and it is going to be performed by Mya.

Rock thanks everyone and then it is time to smell as we go to credits.