Impossible not 2 swear.

[mj420]

Ok here is a new one...
Give me your best example of a time whan it would be impossible not to swear.
You can use a brief description.
ie: Impossible not to swear, If you ever caught your junk in your zipper.
or
Impossible not to swear, when running back to catch the game, I stubbed my toe and spilt the last beer..

could even use pics..

Impossible not to swear......when I woke up next to this
http://www.scarymazegames.net/scary-pictures/scary2.jpg

Ok guys lets see what you got..

[Terryl]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!



Don't scare people like that, you almost made me loose my dinner

[chicot60]

http://www.mongorocks.com/Boats/Oh-Crap-Moments-1/Misc-Oh-Crap-Moments/600LostTrailer1/918210873_ESdKv-M-1.jpg

[radian]

Aaaaarrrrghhh you've scarred me for life.

[777aaron]

When ever you are checking out the ass of a hot chick bending over in a pair of jeans,and then when they turn around its a dude! Makes you want to go home and take a cold shower.

Also,whenever the police officer asks you to please step out of the vehicle.

[mj420]

Now thats a crappy job.
sure I would be cursing.
http://www.theinfalliblefool.com/images/bigdump.jpg

[chicot60]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktknbyWLcr1qasje9o1_400.jpg

[chicot60]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjgcpsv4z1qasje9o1_400.jpg

[mj420]

yup........oh f..k comes to mind..lol
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjgcpsv4z1qasje9o1_400.jpg

[mj420]

Impossible not to swear when the nanosat goes down with no fix!!!!

[abouttosnap]

It's impossible for me not to swear when I see a porshe parked in the walmart parking lot. There is just something basically wrong with that. :censored: :auto:

[Bigpineguy Retired]

http://www.thealexjonesshow.com/assets/images2/Obama-Bushheredity.jpg

What the **** ....lol

BPG~

[el chido]

USA Guy's Got More than a "Handfull"....lol

http://www.picpanda.com/images/90ox292fngrm5ut8ahcq.jpg (http://www.picpanda.com/)

[mj420]

is that the tea-bagger move????
USA Guy's Got More than a "Handfull"....lol

http://www.picpanda.com/images/90ox292fngrm5ut8ahcq.jpg (http://www.picpanda.com/)

[mj420]

f***kin potholes...lol

http://www.newprotest.org/images/20051227_bike_01.jpg

[el chido]

If Yas Wanna Go to China for Custom Piercings, Here's a Custom One for Your Delight!!

http://www.picpanda.com/images/jajjx9nw45mrjpz4rll.jpg (http://www.picpanda.com/)

Free Trade Special!!

[mj420]

It is impossible not to swear when.....
Being very hungover and your teenage son decides putting a scoop of wet cat food in the bottom of your work boot is a great prank......

maybe this should be in the "impossible not to kill your son thread"

[mj420]

Impossible not to swear when the "wife" buys $100 worth of KFC and when loading the jeep accidently leaves the main bucket of chicken on the roof......and drives away..

[Night_Predator]

Hard not to swear when you lock your keys and cell phone in the car on a –5 degree night.

[patsy]

Or your at the locked gate to your ranch and the lock is forzen

[hutch]

When you see the flashing lights go on in your rear view mirror(d@mn unmarked cars).

[mj420]

Ok here's one that was worth a few swears.
I recently had a wind storm and it messed up my signal on 91......no big deal I thought, I will grab the sat finder and go tweak the dish.
Well after searching for an hour no sat finder(m wife most have put it away for me...(thats another story).
So I found the walky talkies and asked my oldest son (17) to give me a hand and watch the signal meter on the tv.
Well I get on the roof and realize I have marked the dish so all should be easy....I move it back and ask....what we got??
----oh its about 65% he says--- anyway I keep tweaking it here and there for almost an hour with nothing....
I decided I would try later.....as I enter the living room I notice he is not there.....I ask him again....what about now?
----its about 75% he says...you almost got it dad.--
I go in his room and he is playing xbox360 with his younger brother!!!!
Well I am sure he had a few swears of his own as he ended up cleaning up dog crap from the back yard for the rest of the afternoon.:thumbsup:

[hawk2]

The first time I ever went deer hunting I did not have a gun, so I borrowed my Father-in-laws 30.06. It was misting rain so I saw this old barn in the middle of a field. I got in the top of it all nice and warm. After some time I hear something that I thought was other hunters walking up. Well it was a herd of deer. I was so nervous I could barely hold the gun up. Well I shot and nothing - I mean nothing. So I shot again and two deer fell dead. I jumped and in slow motion I hit the ground and rolled. If that wasn't enough I knew the game warden was going to show up at any second. I had one over my shoulders walking thru grass up to my waist and a covey of quail flew up and scared me to death. Everything worked out OK but there was a few "swearing" moments.

[pandr]

When you put a frypan on with some sausages cooking, your neighbour calls for some help to put his AC in the window, so you go and when you get back the Fire Dept. is in the driveway. Chit.

[hawk2]

As you go out to pick up the newspaper and you don't see your truck - it has "vanished", nothing but glass in the driveway.

[pandr]

Who used all Toilet Paper. Ok Pants up and we are walking to the closet, bit of a penguin walk but it is what it is. :tehe:

[mj420]

Going commando and zipping up too fast..:bawl:

[hawk2]

Pat your wife on the Butt and it turns out to be your mother-in-law..:wove: