saajid
05-08-2011, 12:37 AM
Political Jokes
A key part of a candidate’s reform program was the elimination of the X-rated video stores springing up down town. As she stood campaigning before the crowd, her face grew red with anger at the very thought of this threat to public decency and morals. “I actually rented one of these filthy tapes,” she declared bravely, “and was disgusted to witness horrible acts of perversion: oral sex, one man engaging in the sex act with three women, a woman accommodating four men, and even sodomy! Vote for me, ladies and gentlemen, and I guarantee this blight on our community will be eliminated!”
Catching her breath, she asked, “Any questions?”
Twenty hands shot up. “Where’d you get the tape?”
A key part of a candidate’s reform program was the elimination of the X-rated video stores springing up down town. As she stood campaigning before the crowd, her face grew red with anger at the very thought of this threat to public decency and morals. “I actually rented one of these filthy tapes,” she declared bravely, “and was disgusted to witness horrible acts of perversion: oral sex, one man engaging in the sex act with three women, a woman accommodating four men, and even sodomy! Vote for me, ladies and gentlemen, and I guarantee this blight on our community will be eliminated!”
Catching her breath, she asked, “Any questions?”
Twenty hands shot up. “Where’d you get the tape?”