chicot60
05-24-2011, 11:24 AM
Amtrack
A mother and her young inquisitive son were riding Amtrak from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't trains have baby trains?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the train Conductor. So the boy dutifully asked the Conductor, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't trains have baby trains?" The train Conductor responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?
The little boy admitted that she did. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby trains because Amtrak always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."
A mother and her young inquisitive son were riding Amtrak from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't trains have baby trains?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the train Conductor. So the boy dutifully asked the Conductor, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't trains have baby trains?" The train Conductor responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?
The little boy admitted that she did. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby trains because Amtrak always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."