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05-28-2011, 02:18 PM
Reported By MarcMiddleton
5/28/2011
We are live on tape from Spokane, Washington and your announcers are Josh ‘Ichiro’ Mathews, Booker ‘I wrestled at a Wrestlemania near here’ T, and Michael ‘I won my Wrestlemania Match’ Cole.
We start off with the World Champion Randy Orton making his way to the ring. Randy starts off by telling us who he is and he tells us that he is still the World Champion.
Before Orton can continue, he is interrupted by Christian’s music and Christian makes his way to the ring. Christian tells Randy that he doesn’t want to spoil his moment, but he wanted to tell Randy that Sunday’s match was one of the greatest of his career and he says that it probably was for Randy and he wanted to thank him.
Christian says that Randy deserves to be the World Champion.
Orton throws out the ‘but’ for Christian to make an excuse.
Christian says that the match could have gone either way, but Orton was the better man and he won on Sunday. Christian says that he knows that he can beat Randy. Christian wants one more match for a shot at the World Title. Christian says that a guy can ask.
Before Randy can give an answer, Sheamus makes his way out and he has something to tell to the fellas in the ring. Sheamus tells Christian that this is painful to watch. He wonders how many chances he will get. He compares Christian to a gambling addict who loses his car on a bet and then they double down with their house and they end up losing everything. Now Christian is begging and putting his kid’s college fund on the line for one more chance.
Sheamus reminds Christian that it took him seventeen years to win his first World Title. Sheamus tells Christian that he will have to wait seventeen years more because he became a two time loser on Sunday. Sheamus points out that he is a two time WWE Champion. He was drafted to Smackdown to face Randy Orton for the World Title. Sheamus says that he is the star of the show. He says that if anyone is going to be number one contender, it is going to be him.
Mark Henry wants to throw his two cents into the conversation. He tells Christian that his buddy Edge is on a retirement golf course waiting for Christian so he tells him not to miss his tee time. Mark tells Sheamus that being the World Strongest Man means that you don’t wait in lines. You butt in. Mark butts into the ring and he turns his attention to Randy. He says that he butted his way into the front of the line for that championship.
The Smackdown Entrance Music Album’s next track plays and Teddy Long comes out and he is going to restore order to the situation in the ring. Teddy tells the playas that there seems to be a little bit of déjà vu with everyone arguing about the World Title and who should be facing Randy Orton for it.
Teddy tells Christian that he agrees with Sheamus and Mark Henry and he says that Christian has had his opportunity. Teddy says that what matters is what the people say. Teddy tells Christian that since he made Christian defend the World Title right after winning by asking the fans, he wants to ask the fans if they think that Christian deserves one more shot at the title. Teddy says that the people have spoken and Christian will be in the mix, but he is not home free.
Christian will earn his title match opportunity so he will be part of a Triple Threat Match to find out who faces Randy Orton at the pay per view. It will be Sheamus versus Mark Henry versus Christian. Teddy hollas as he leaves the ring.
We go to commercial.
Match Number One: Sin Cara versus Chavo Guerrero
Chavo with a kick and shot to the head. Sin Cara lands on his feet on a hip toss attempt and he turns it into an arm drag on Chavo. Cara with an arm drag and kick to Chavo. Sin Cara with an arm drag using the ropes for extra force. Sin Cara sets up for a dive to the floor but he sees Chavo move out of the way so Sin Cara bounces off the ropes to tease the dive.
Chavo takes his time getting back into the ring. Cara with a drop toe hold followed by an Irish whip but he misses a splash into the corner. Chavo with a running double knee strike into the corner followed by a slam. Chavo with kicks to Cara followed by a Latino uppercut. Chavo with a belly-to-back suplex for a near fall.
Chavo with a key lock on Sin Cara and he turns it into an arm bar. Sin Cara gets to his feet but Chavo with a knee. Chavo tries for a Gory Special but Cara with an arm drag counter. Cara with a baseball slide to send Chavo to the floor and then Cara hits an Asai moonsault.
They return to the ring and Cara hits a springboard head scissors. Cara with punches and kicks. Cara follows that with a springboard back elbow and then Cara with another head scissors take down. Cara is sent to the apron and Cara with a kick to the head. Cara with a springboard cross body for a near fall.
Chavo with a take down and jackknife cover for a near fall. Chavo with a Latino uppercut and he chokes Cara in the ropes. Chavo anticipates Cara’s attempt for a springboard back elbow so he rolls out of the way. Cara goes for La Mistica but he is too close to the ropes so he turns it into a lateral press for the three count.
Winner: Sin Cara
We go to commercial.
We are back and Did You Know that the Wrestlemania 27 DVD has been a best seller.
Cody Rhodes makes his way to the ring and he is accompanied by his bag men.
Cody says that if he didn’t know any better he would be convinced that there is no God. Cody says that every town that he goes to, he literally prays that he will see an even mildly attractive face. Every time, he is disappointed. Cody says that is why as a service to everyone and at great expense to him, he is providing everyone with paper bags. Cody his baggers to start handing out their product.
Cody says that everyone should be grateful that he is exposing their deficiency of desirability. He says that he is a hero.
Speaking of heroes, Cody’s opponent makes his way to the ring and it is Washington’s own Daniel Bryan.
Match Number Two: Cody Rhodes versus Daniel Bryan
Cody with a kick and side head lock followed by a punch to the head and a shoulder tackle. Bryan with an arm drag followed by an Irish whip but he runs into a forearm from Cody. Rhodes with a kick and then he takes Bryan down by the leg but Bryan counters and he traps Cody’s legs and he drives Cody’s knees into the mat. Bryan follows that with a kick to the chest.
Bryan gets a near fall. Bryan with a kick to Rhodes and then Bryan and Rhodes have hip tosses blocked but Bryan is sent over the top rope to the floor and we go to commercial.
We are back and Rhodes sends Bryan into the turnbuckles. Bryan with a series of English uppercuts but Rhodes tries to send Bryan over the top rope but Rhodes grabs Bryan and he kicks him in the solar plexus. Rhodes with kicks to Bryan.
Rhodes with an elbow to the head and he gets a near fall. Rhodes punches Bryan in the head and then he connects with a series of knees. Rhodes with an arm bar and chin lock. Bryan punches Cody and then Rhodes with a cross face chicken wing on Bryan but Bryan is able to get free. Rhodes holds on to a body scissors and he connects with head butts to Bryan. Rhodes holds on to the arm bar and chin lock. Rhodes with an Irish whip but he runs into a boot from Bryan and Bryan with a running Yakuza kick to Rhodes. Bryan with punches and kicks followed by another Yakuza kick.
Bryan hits the running drop kick into the corner and then he goes up top for the missile drop kick for a near fall. Bryan tries for the LeBell Lock but Rhodes sends Bryan into the corner. Rhodes and Bryan each get near falls with rollups. Bryan flips over Rhodes in the corner but Rhodes with the springboard round kick to Bryan. Both men are down. Rhodes tries for Cross Rhodes but Bryan counters and puts Cody in the LeBell Lock and Cody taps immediately.
Winner: Daniel Bryan
5/28/2011
We are live on tape from Spokane, Washington and your announcers are Josh ‘Ichiro’ Mathews, Booker ‘I wrestled at a Wrestlemania near here’ T, and Michael ‘I won my Wrestlemania Match’ Cole.
We start off with the World Champion Randy Orton making his way to the ring. Randy starts off by telling us who he is and he tells us that he is still the World Champion.
Before Orton can continue, he is interrupted by Christian’s music and Christian makes his way to the ring. Christian tells Randy that he doesn’t want to spoil his moment, but he wanted to tell Randy that Sunday’s match was one of the greatest of his career and he says that it probably was for Randy and he wanted to thank him.
Christian says that Randy deserves to be the World Champion.
Orton throws out the ‘but’ for Christian to make an excuse.
Christian says that the match could have gone either way, but Orton was the better man and he won on Sunday. Christian says that he knows that he can beat Randy. Christian wants one more match for a shot at the World Title. Christian says that a guy can ask.
Before Randy can give an answer, Sheamus makes his way out and he has something to tell to the fellas in the ring. Sheamus tells Christian that this is painful to watch. He wonders how many chances he will get. He compares Christian to a gambling addict who loses his car on a bet and then they double down with their house and they end up losing everything. Now Christian is begging and putting his kid’s college fund on the line for one more chance.
Sheamus reminds Christian that it took him seventeen years to win his first World Title. Sheamus tells Christian that he will have to wait seventeen years more because he became a two time loser on Sunday. Sheamus points out that he is a two time WWE Champion. He was drafted to Smackdown to face Randy Orton for the World Title. Sheamus says that he is the star of the show. He says that if anyone is going to be number one contender, it is going to be him.
Mark Henry wants to throw his two cents into the conversation. He tells Christian that his buddy Edge is on a retirement golf course waiting for Christian so he tells him not to miss his tee time. Mark tells Sheamus that being the World Strongest Man means that you don’t wait in lines. You butt in. Mark butts into the ring and he turns his attention to Randy. He says that he butted his way into the front of the line for that championship.
The Smackdown Entrance Music Album’s next track plays and Teddy Long comes out and he is going to restore order to the situation in the ring. Teddy tells the playas that there seems to be a little bit of déjà vu with everyone arguing about the World Title and who should be facing Randy Orton for it.
Teddy tells Christian that he agrees with Sheamus and Mark Henry and he says that Christian has had his opportunity. Teddy says that what matters is what the people say. Teddy tells Christian that since he made Christian defend the World Title right after winning by asking the fans, he wants to ask the fans if they think that Christian deserves one more shot at the title. Teddy says that the people have spoken and Christian will be in the mix, but he is not home free.
Christian will earn his title match opportunity so he will be part of a Triple Threat Match to find out who faces Randy Orton at the pay per view. It will be Sheamus versus Mark Henry versus Christian. Teddy hollas as he leaves the ring.
We go to commercial.
Match Number One: Sin Cara versus Chavo Guerrero
Chavo with a kick and shot to the head. Sin Cara lands on his feet on a hip toss attempt and he turns it into an arm drag on Chavo. Cara with an arm drag and kick to Chavo. Sin Cara with an arm drag using the ropes for extra force. Sin Cara sets up for a dive to the floor but he sees Chavo move out of the way so Sin Cara bounces off the ropes to tease the dive.
Chavo takes his time getting back into the ring. Cara with a drop toe hold followed by an Irish whip but he misses a splash into the corner. Chavo with a running double knee strike into the corner followed by a slam. Chavo with kicks to Cara followed by a Latino uppercut. Chavo with a belly-to-back suplex for a near fall.
Chavo with a key lock on Sin Cara and he turns it into an arm bar. Sin Cara gets to his feet but Chavo with a knee. Chavo tries for a Gory Special but Cara with an arm drag counter. Cara with a baseball slide to send Chavo to the floor and then Cara hits an Asai moonsault.
They return to the ring and Cara hits a springboard head scissors. Cara with punches and kicks. Cara follows that with a springboard back elbow and then Cara with another head scissors take down. Cara is sent to the apron and Cara with a kick to the head. Cara with a springboard cross body for a near fall.
Chavo with a take down and jackknife cover for a near fall. Chavo with a Latino uppercut and he chokes Cara in the ropes. Chavo anticipates Cara’s attempt for a springboard back elbow so he rolls out of the way. Cara goes for La Mistica but he is too close to the ropes so he turns it into a lateral press for the three count.
Winner: Sin Cara
We go to commercial.
We are back and Did You Know that the Wrestlemania 27 DVD has been a best seller.
Cody Rhodes makes his way to the ring and he is accompanied by his bag men.
Cody says that if he didn’t know any better he would be convinced that there is no God. Cody says that every town that he goes to, he literally prays that he will see an even mildly attractive face. Every time, he is disappointed. Cody says that is why as a service to everyone and at great expense to him, he is providing everyone with paper bags. Cody his baggers to start handing out their product.
Cody says that everyone should be grateful that he is exposing their deficiency of desirability. He says that he is a hero.
Speaking of heroes, Cody’s opponent makes his way to the ring and it is Washington’s own Daniel Bryan.
Match Number Two: Cody Rhodes versus Daniel Bryan
Cody with a kick and side head lock followed by a punch to the head and a shoulder tackle. Bryan with an arm drag followed by an Irish whip but he runs into a forearm from Cody. Rhodes with a kick and then he takes Bryan down by the leg but Bryan counters and he traps Cody’s legs and he drives Cody’s knees into the mat. Bryan follows that with a kick to the chest.
Bryan gets a near fall. Bryan with a kick to Rhodes and then Bryan and Rhodes have hip tosses blocked but Bryan is sent over the top rope to the floor and we go to commercial.
We are back and Rhodes sends Bryan into the turnbuckles. Bryan with a series of English uppercuts but Rhodes tries to send Bryan over the top rope but Rhodes grabs Bryan and he kicks him in the solar plexus. Rhodes with kicks to Bryan.
Rhodes with an elbow to the head and he gets a near fall. Rhodes punches Bryan in the head and then he connects with a series of knees. Rhodes with an arm bar and chin lock. Bryan punches Cody and then Rhodes with a cross face chicken wing on Bryan but Bryan is able to get free. Rhodes holds on to a body scissors and he connects with head butts to Bryan. Rhodes holds on to the arm bar and chin lock. Rhodes with an Irish whip but he runs into a boot from Bryan and Bryan with a running Yakuza kick to Rhodes. Bryan with punches and kicks followed by another Yakuza kick.
Bryan hits the running drop kick into the corner and then he goes up top for the missile drop kick for a near fall. Bryan tries for the LeBell Lock but Rhodes sends Bryan into the corner. Rhodes and Bryan each get near falls with rollups. Bryan flips over Rhodes in the corner but Rhodes with the springboard round kick to Bryan. Both men are down. Rhodes tries for Cross Rhodes but Bryan counters and puts Cody in the LeBell Lock and Cody taps immediately.
Winner: Daniel Bryan