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chicot60

05-28-2011, 10:41 PM

Year to date statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

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saajid

05-29-2011, 02:23 AM

I always wanted to have a Free medical Checkup Lol, I think I will now.