"Is THAT when you swore?"

[saajid]

"Is THAT when you swore?"

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible
language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."

"When did you use this awful language?" asks the Mother superior "Well, I
was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go
over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is hanging over the fairway
and fell straight to the ground after going only about 100 yards."

"Is that when you swore?" "No, Mother," says the nun. "After that a squirrel
ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run
away."

"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother superior again. "Well, no." says
the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of
the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"

"IS THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed Mother Superior. "No, not yet. As
the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and
the squirrel dropped my ball."

"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient. "No,
because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto
the green and stopped about six inches from the hole."

The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then the Mother Superior sighed and
said, "You missed the f*****g putt, didn't you?"