Check up

[chicot60]

An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor was
amazed at what good shape
the guy was in. He asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"
The old timer replied, "I'm a turkey hunter. That's why I'm in such good
shape. I'm up well
before daylight, out chasing turkey's up and down the hills."
"Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was
your dad when he died?"
The old timer snapped, "Who said my dad's dead?"
"You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"
the amazed doctor asked.
"He's 100 years old! In fact, he hunted turkey with me this morning, and
that's why he's still alive!
He's a turkey hunter!", the feisty 80 year old fired back.
"Well, that's great," replied the Doc, "but I'm sure there's more to it. How
about your dad's dad?
How old was he when he died?"
"Who said my grandpa's dead?"
"You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! How old
is he?
The old timer shot back, "He's 118 years old."

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The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went
turkey hunting with you
this morning too?"
"Nope," replied the old timer. "Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he
got married."
"Got married!!! Why would a 118 year old guy want to get married?"
The old timer said," Who said he wanted to?