saajid
06-03-2011, 10:27 PM
Just a couple of unnamed Jokes
Cricket At Heaven
Two fast friends, Santa and Banta , were great cricket fanatics.
They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the
other, and tell the other about the Cricket life in the heaven.
Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there.
- "So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?"
- Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day &
night match here in heaven. And the bad news is that you are
the opening bowler for tommorrow's match!"
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Missing You
A man was throwing knives on his wife pic....
all were missing d target....
Suddenly he received a call
from his Wife
Wife: hey wht r u doing??
he honestly replied......
"JUST MISSING U"
Cricket At Heaven
Two fast friends, Santa and Banta , were great cricket fanatics.
They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the
other, and tell the other about the Cricket life in the heaven.
Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there.
- "So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?"
- Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day &
night match here in heaven. And the bad news is that you are
the opening bowler for tommorrow's match!"
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Missing You
A man was throwing knives on his wife pic....
all were missing d target....
Suddenly he received a call
from his Wife
Wife: hey wht r u doing??
he honestly replied......
"JUST MISSING U"