saajid
06-05-2011, 01:30 AM
Husband vs Wife
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery , vomits and falls down
and get himself a black eye .
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything
Next day when he gets up he finds a note near the table :
" HONEY , BREAK FAST IS READY ON THE TABLE ,I HAD TO LEAVE EARLY TO BUY GROCERY . I LOVE YOU "
He gets surprised as to what happened last night
The son tells dad
When Mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your shirts and socks you said
" LADY LEAVE ME ALONE , I AM MARRIED "
Try it . It may work
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery , vomits and falls down
and get himself a black eye .
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything
Next day when he gets up he finds a note near the table :
" HONEY , BREAK FAST IS READY ON THE TABLE ,I HAD TO LEAVE EARLY TO BUY GROCERY . I LOVE YOU "
He gets surprised as to what happened last night
The son tells dad
When Mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your shirts and socks you said
" LADY LEAVE ME ALONE , I AM MARRIED "
Try it . It may work