Jack of all trades...Master of one

[chicot60]

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My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,

but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,

but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that, I tried being a Tailor,

but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,

but that was too exhausting.

Then, tried being a Chef,

figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,

but any way I sliced it....couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was a Musician,

but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a Doctor,

but didn't have any patience.

Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.

Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

I became a Professional Fisherman,

but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,

but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a Workout Center,

but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian

until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working in Starbucks,

but had to quit because it was the same old grind.


SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT


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AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!