Husband & Wife – Funny Conversations....:

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Husband & Wife – Funny Conversations....:

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever....

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents....

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Why do married men gain weight while bachelors do not?

Bachelors go to the fridge see nothing they want and go to bed.

Married men go to bed see nothing they want and go to the fridge....

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Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?’

Husband: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’

Wife: ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?’

Husband: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’....:

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Grandpa and grandma

Grandpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand on the television set and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her righthand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.

Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."