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saajid
08-07-2011, 02:33 PM
Deer runs too fast...

Do you speak English?
-Yes!
Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
No, no... I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast...