chicot60
08-08-2011, 02:05 PM
THE IRISH PRIEST
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.
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Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.
It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front
lawn.
He promptly called the local police station......
The conversation went like this:
''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''
''And the best of the day te yerself.
This is Father O'Malley at St Ann's Catholic Church.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!''
There was dead silence on the line for a moment .....
Father O'Malley then replied: 'Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''
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An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vghO9BFqKgg/Tef0n77eXfI/AAAAAAAAcTw/L9AebmnNwWw/s320/priest.gif
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.
It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front
lawn.
He promptly called the local police station......
The conversation went like this:
''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''
''And the best of the day te yerself.
This is Father O'Malley at St Ann's Catholic Church.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!''
There was dead silence on the line for a moment .....
Father O'Malley then replied: 'Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''
http://johnsrambling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jackass.jpg