chicot60
08-11-2011, 07:26 PM
How Hot & Dry Is It In Texas?
A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Brownwood said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/5/5/5/1/4/ar131014463141555.jpg
But just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/9/2/9/1/9/ar131014499091929.jpg
It's so dry and hot in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Brownwood said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/5/5/5/1/4/ar131014463141555.jpg
But just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/9/2/9/1/9/ar131014499091929.jpg
It's so dry and hot in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!