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chicot60
08-11-2011, 07:26 PM
How Hot & Dry Is It In Texas?


A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.

A man in Brownwood said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

In Lake Palestine, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
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But just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
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It's so dry and hot in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now THAT's Dry!