chicot60
08-19-2011, 11:32 AM
A guy goes up north to work in an isolated community where there are no women. At night he heads to the hotel and grabs a beer at the bar.
An older fellow beside him says, "You're new here eh? Well you know there's no women for miles here so I'll let you know what to do when you get the urge. Just down the road there's a goat farm. You go there at night, put a goat's rear legs in your rubber boots and its front legs over your shoulders and you do it."
"Thanks" says the guy, a little bewildered, and he walks over to the pool table area.
One of the players notices him and says, "I've never seen you around before. You must be new. There aren't any women in this town so I'll tell you what you do if you're ever in the mood. Down the road there's a goat farm. Go there at night, put the goat's hind legs in your rubber boots and its front legs over the fence and you go for it."
The guy says to the player, "I thought you were supposed to put the front legs over your shoulders."
The player responds in disgust, " Well yeah...if you're into kissing."
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9fDGoYk_xBk/SR_oWtmbUuI/AAAAAAAAA_s/LoBoqbArfM8/s400/GoatBraces.jpg
An older fellow beside him says, "You're new here eh? Well you know there's no women for miles here so I'll let you know what to do when you get the urge. Just down the road there's a goat farm. You go there at night, put a goat's rear legs in your rubber boots and its front legs over your shoulders and you do it."
"Thanks" says the guy, a little bewildered, and he walks over to the pool table area.
One of the players notices him and says, "I've never seen you around before. You must be new. There aren't any women in this town so I'll tell you what you do if you're ever in the mood. Down the road there's a goat farm. Go there at night, put the goat's hind legs in your rubber boots and its front legs over the fence and you go for it."
The guy says to the player, "I thought you were supposed to put the front legs over your shoulders."
The player responds in disgust, " Well yeah...if you're into kissing."
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9fDGoYk_xBk/SR_oWtmbUuI/AAAAAAAAA_s/LoBoqbArfM8/s400/GoatBraces.jpg