TNA Impact Wrestling Report for August 18th, 2011 [Archive] - satFIX.to

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08-19-2011, 04:20 PM

ODB vs Mickie James

HARDCORE COUNTRY! Bit of chain wrestling to start as they exchange wristlocks, but Mickie fires back with right forearms, a snapmare, and a baseball slide off the ropes for 2. ODB with a kneelift to the ribs and hits the fallaway BAM. ODB opens Mickie up and rears back to club Mickie with a right hand, but stops herself and comes off the ropes iwth a hard boot to Mickie's chest for 2. ODB rams Mickie into the corner and rams shoulderblocks into her midsection, then locks Mickie into my favorite bearhug of all time. If you saw the view we got of Mickie, you'll undertand why. Mickie with a dropkick that drives ODB into the corner, then she catches ODB coming out with a neckbreaker, then they exchange right hands and Mickie wipes ODB out with a series of clotheslines. ODB dumps Mickie out to the apron and knocks her to the floor with a hard right hand, and Miss Jackie desperately wants to attack Mickie, but stops herself and walks around to the other side of the ring. Mickie gets back to the apron and repeatedly rams ODB's head into the top turnbuckle, then comes off the top with a Thesz Press. Mickie goes for the jumping DDT, but ODB blocks and hits a charging splash in the corner, but misses the Bronco Buster. Mickie waits for ODB to come out of the corner and this time hits the jumping DDT for 3.

Winner: Mickie James

Mickie has a tense staredown with Jackie and they share an uncomfortable handshake.

Winter and Angelina Love are backstage talking about how great it is to be Knockouts Champion, and Winter says there's nothing hardcore about that little squirrel Mickie James, and she can't wait for Angelina to be there with her. Mickie's not living in the real world because this is Winter's world, and blood is orgasmic. She takes a sip from her wine glass, and yes, it's blood.

Bound For Glory Series: Rob Van Dam vs AJ Styles

We see Jerry Lynn sitting ringside watching this match as RVD and AJ tie up. RVD sends AJ into the ropes and they havea back and forth sequence and go to the indy stalemate. AJ catches RVD with a dropkick followed by a side backbreaker for 2. AJ off the ropes with a big kneedrop for 2, then he unloads on RVD in the corner with chops. RVD with a BIG monkey flip that sends AJ clear across the ring, then he follows up with Rolling Thunder for 2. Jerry Lynn suddenly hops the rail and starts arguing with the referee, and RVD gets distracted and tells Lynn to get back to his seat. RVD hits AJ with the stepover leg lariat and goes up for the Five Star Frog Splash, but AJ hits the ropes to crotch RVD and goes up for a superplex. RVD fights AJ off and shoves him backward into the ring and goes for the Five Star, but AJ gets the knees up and covers for 2. RVD and AJ trade blows and AJ goes for the Styles Clash, but RVD backdrops his way out so AJ hits the Pelle Kick and goes for the cover, but Lynn grabs the referee and drags him out of the ring to break the count. The referee has finally had enough and calls for the DQ.

Winner: AJ Styles by DQ

RVD is now down another 10 points, and AJ goes and gets in Jerry Lynn's face. RVD then goes out and starts arguing with Lynn as we go to commercial.

We come back and RVD and Jerry Lynn are still arguing with each other backstage and Jerry still says he was trying to help, but RVD says he doesn't need any help and walks off.

Ric Flair is somewhere in the catacombs of the Impact Zone complaining about who knows what, and he's still trying to find Sting. He hears various random noises and can't quite pin down the source, but says he never liked the rafters gimmick and he's getting really pissed off. Sting finally reveals himself, and Gunner comes out of nowhere and attacks him. Sting turns the tables and Flair heads for the hills as Sting beats the crap out of Gunner.

We go back to Eric Young hunting Scott Baio and harassing various people on the streets of Los Angeles. Next week...Eric Young finally faces Scott Baio to blow this ridiculous angle off!

Crimson is backstage, and he's...HOBBLING!

Crimson comes out to the ring and says he used to have a lot of respect for Kurt Angle, but now they seem to have a problem, and he wants Angle to come out to the ring. Angle obliges and walks out with the World Title over his shoulder, and Crimson says that Angle says he was going to take out all the young wrestlers in TNA, and even though he started with Crimson, he failed because he's standing here. Angle says he wishes he could respect Crimson, but he's nobody going nowhere and he's exactly what Angle was talking about: the young talent building around him. Angle's here to make him because without Angle, he's an uncoordinated, green-ass little bi###, and it takes a star like him to make them. He's been making people his entire career, and it's gotten him spit on, kicked in the balls, and disrespected. Crimson says not one of the young guys in the back has ever disrespected him, but he listens to all of Hogan's BS. Crimson says it's his honor to compete with Angle, and Angle says he's damn right it's his honor because guys like Crimson can't even shine his gold medal. Angle looks at him and sees nothing and that he's not going anywhere in this business. Angle goes to walk away, but Crimson puts his hand up and gently guides Angle back in front of him so he can say that he's going to be somebody and he already is. He says if Angle faces him here next week, he'll show him why he's the future of wrestling and also the here and now. Oh, and by the way, he's real...he's damn real. Angle doesn't blink as Crimson hobbles out of the ring and back up the ramp.

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08-19-2011, 04:21 PM

Mexican America are backstage, and they don't care if they win or lose because nada es imposible para Mexican America.

The Jarretts join Mike Tenay and Taz at the broadcast booth, and then it's main event time!

World Tag Team Title Match: Beer Money vs Mexican America

Anarquia and Roode start off with a back and forth wrestling sequence, but Roode shoves Anarquia into the ropes and he takes Roode down with a shoulderblock. Roode comes back with a back elbow and stomps Anarquia down in the corner Stone Cold style. Storm tags in and they double team Anarquia relentlessly and Storm covers for 2. Storm with a chestbreaker and a uranage slam for 2, then just destroys Anarquia in the corner with right hands. Hernandez nails Storm from the outside and Anarquia jumps on him like a shark and repeatedly drills him with right hands. Mexican America with the Beverly Drop on Storm for 2, then Hernandez bowls Storm over with a running tackle and covers for another 2. Mexican America with a double shoulderblock and Anarquia covers for 2 then goes to a rear chinlock, Storm fights free but Hernandez comes in and tries the Border Toss, Storm escapes that and tags out to Roode, who comes in and runs through Hernandez with a series of clotheslines and then destroys him in the corner with chops. Roode off the second rope with a Blockbuster for 2, then catapults Anarquia into a DDT from Storm. Beer Money with a double vertical suplex on Hernandez and do BEER...MONEY! Rosita pops into the ring and gets in Beer Money's face, but Karen gets up and runs down to the ring to save her Mexican sister. Beer Money gets completely distracted by Karen as Anarquia sneaks into the ring and dumps Storm out of the ring, but turns around into a spinebuster from Roode. Now Sarita is up on the ring apron and distracting the referee while Hernandez sneaks in and knocks Roode out with the title belt, and Anarquia covers for the win.

Winners and NEW World Tag Team Champions: Mexican America

Hey, remember when title changes meant something? Yeah, me neither. The Jarretts celebrate in the ring with Mexican America as Storm and Roode look really unhappy at ringside.