mclovin
08-29-2011, 02:56 AM
Camel Sex
A new Staff Sergeant was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, 'Well Staff, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And well, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have Molly The Camel.'
The Staff Sergeant says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges', so the camel can stay.'
About a month later, the Staff Sgt. starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Staff stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he was finished, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
'Not really, sir..They usually just ride the camel into town...... where the girls are.'
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A new Staff Sergeant was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, 'Well Staff, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And well, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have Molly The Camel.'
The Staff Sergeant says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges', so the camel can stay.'
About a month later, the Staff Sgt. starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Staff stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he was finished, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'
'Not really, sir..They usually just ride the camel into town...... where the girls are.'
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