chicot60
08-30-2011, 11:50 AM
A tourist was visiting a Greek fishing village and noticed that a local fisherman had a head no bigger than a tennis ball.
"Why is your head so small?" asked the tourist.
"Well", said the fisherman, "many years ago, I caught a mermaid in my net. I was going to sell her to a marine park when she said, "Let me free and I will grant you three wishes".
"Ok, I would like a beautiful new fishing boat," he said, and lo and behold, a big new boat appeared.
"I wish to be wealthy", he added, and instantly the deck of his new boat was covered with gold ingots.
The fisherman thought about how beautiful the mermaid was and said, "For my third and last wish, I wish to make love to you".
"But you can't," replied the mermaid." I am only half woman".
"Well, in that case," said the fisherman, "how about giving me a little head"?
http://tnation.t-nation.com/forum_images/1/0/1020323.1145166290196.small_head.jpg
"Why is your head so small?" asked the tourist.
"Well", said the fisherman, "many years ago, I caught a mermaid in my net. I was going to sell her to a marine park when she said, "Let me free and I will grant you three wishes".
"Ok, I would like a beautiful new fishing boat," he said, and lo and behold, a big new boat appeared.
"I wish to be wealthy", he added, and instantly the deck of his new boat was covered with gold ingots.
The fisherman thought about how beautiful the mermaid was and said, "For my third and last wish, I wish to make love to you".
"But you can't," replied the mermaid." I am only half woman".
"Well, in that case," said the fisherman, "how about giving me a little head"?
http://tnation.t-nation.com/forum_images/1/0/1020323.1145166290196.small_head.jpg