chicot60
09-09-2011, 11:31 AM
This man wakes up after some special tests in a private room at the
hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone.
"We have the results back from the lab. I'm sorry to report that you
have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as G.A.S.H."
"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What in the hell is that?"
"It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS, and Herpes," explains the
doctor.
"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "what are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you in isolation and give you a strict diet
of pizza, pancakes, quesadillas, and pita bread," says the doctor
matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?" "Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the
only food that will fit under the door."
hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone.
"We have the results back from the lab. I'm sorry to report that you
have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as G.A.S.H."
"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What in the hell is that?"
"It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS, and Herpes," explains the
doctor.
"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "what are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you in isolation and give you a strict diet
of pizza, pancakes, quesadillas, and pita bread," says the doctor
matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?" "Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the
only food that will fit under the door."