chicot60
09-14-2011, 02:56 PM
A man says to his friend: "My wife's credit card got stolen last week."
"That's a shame," says the friend: "have you told the police?"
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"No way," says the man: "the thief is spending less than she did!"
Two-timer
Mrs. Donnell said to her maid: "Oh Mary, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
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"I don't believe it," Mary snapped: "you're just saying that to make me jealous."
"That's a shame," says the friend: "have you told the police?"
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3055/2374657184_79df526bce.jpg
"No way," says the man: "the thief is spending less than she did!"
Two-timer
Mrs. Donnell said to her maid: "Oh Mary, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2593/4059465436_5ec29355da.jpg
"I don't believe it," Mary snapped: "you're just saying that to make me jealous."