dishdude714
12-16-2009, 12:30 AM
The following is a 2004 John Cena freestyle:
"Chill Chill Chill Chill Chill
Welcome to Smackdown, this is where the franchise plays
That's Tazz, he's a thug, and that's Michael Cole, he's gay
Now there's some things you need to know
I'm here to keep you prepared, bro
Don't leave your watch or your wallet anywhere near Eddie Guerrero
Fool pickpocketed me like five times, he still owes me fifty bucks, he's still got my ID
This is the most important thing, but you'll remember, this one's easy
Don't go nowhere near a bathroom after Big Show or Rikishi
They got that funk like something up and died up in here
And get your eyes off my equipment, I don't care how bad you want some
This chain ain't for yanking, and don't touch my Magic Johnson
Those French folk got their own thing, but I'm not going to judge
You'll do you, and I'll do me, know what I'm saying
I'd introduce you to these fans, but it's obvious they want none of you
It's because they know that France sucks, plus they throwin' up the W!
Be a good time for you, don't let the door hit you when it shuts
Oh, I got something for you to do man, choke on these nuts!"
Later
Dishdude714
"Chill Chill Chill Chill Chill
Welcome to Smackdown, this is where the franchise plays
That's Tazz, he's a thug, and that's Michael Cole, he's gay
Now there's some things you need to know
I'm here to keep you prepared, bro
Don't leave your watch or your wallet anywhere near Eddie Guerrero
Fool pickpocketed me like five times, he still owes me fifty bucks, he's still got my ID
This is the most important thing, but you'll remember, this one's easy
Don't go nowhere near a bathroom after Big Show or Rikishi
They got that funk like something up and died up in here
And get your eyes off my equipment, I don't care how bad you want some
This chain ain't for yanking, and don't touch my Magic Johnson
Those French folk got their own thing, but I'm not going to judge
You'll do you, and I'll do me, know what I'm saying
I'd introduce you to these fans, but it's obvious they want none of you
It's because they know that France sucks, plus they throwin' up the W!
Be a good time for you, don't let the door hit you when it shuts
Oh, I got something for you to do man, choke on these nuts!"
Later
Dishdude714