chicot60
09-23-2011, 11:59 AM
A lounge owner put a sign in the window saying "Pianist Wanted". The next day, a man walks in, introduces himself as Frank and says he's interested in the job.
"What kind of songs can you play?" asks the owner.
"I play all my own compositions." says Frank.
"Come over to the piano, Frank, and let's have a listen." says the owner.
Frank sits down and plays a wonderful piece. The owner is impressed. He asks, "What that one called?"
"I Love an Orgy early in the Morning" answers Frank.
The owner is taken aback a little, but asks to hear another one. Frank proceeds to play another beautiful piece of music. The owner is thrilled. "And what's that one called?" he asks.
Frank answers, "My Blue Balls are Beggin' to Burst."
The owner can't believe what he's hearing but says to Frank anyways , "You've got the job. Your songs are marvelous, but I'm not too sure about their names. Please, just don't tell the audience what they're called." Frank agrees.
Later that night, Frank plays a great set. The audience loves him. He tells the crowd he's going to take a break and that he'll be back shortly. During the break he goes to the restroom. When he comes out, he walks by a patron who almost chokes from what he sees.
"Hey!" the patron calls to Frank. "Come here! Quick!"
Frank goes over to the patron who tells him discreetly, "Do you know your zipper's open and your wiener's hanging out?"
Frank answers proudly, "Do I know it? I WROTE IT
"What kind of songs can you play?" asks the owner.
"I play all my own compositions." says Frank.
"Come over to the piano, Frank, and let's have a listen." says the owner.
Frank sits down and plays a wonderful piece. The owner is impressed. He asks, "What that one called?"
"I Love an Orgy early in the Morning" answers Frank.
The owner is taken aback a little, but asks to hear another one. Frank proceeds to play another beautiful piece of music. The owner is thrilled. "And what's that one called?" he asks.
Frank answers, "My Blue Balls are Beggin' to Burst."
The owner can't believe what he's hearing but says to Frank anyways , "You've got the job. Your songs are marvelous, but I'm not too sure about their names. Please, just don't tell the audience what they're called." Frank agrees.
Later that night, Frank plays a great set. The audience loves him. He tells the crowd he's going to take a break and that he'll be back shortly. During the break he goes to the restroom. When he comes out, he walks by a patron who almost chokes from what he sees.
"Hey!" the patron calls to Frank. "Come here! Quick!"
Frank goes over to the patron who tells him discreetly, "Do you know your zipper's open and your wiener's hanging out?"
Frank answers proudly, "Do I know it? I WROTE IT