cozumel111
10-01-2011, 12:25 PM
The Italian Virginity Test
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Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if
his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin.
His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for
what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~ a small can of Red paint,
a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel."
Mario asks .... "And what do I do with these things, doc?"
The doctor replies .... "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night,
you paint one of your balls Red and the other ball Blue .
If she says ... 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen!',
..........you hit her with the Shovel.
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Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if
his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin.
His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for
what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~ a small can of Red paint,
a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel."
Mario asks .... "And what do I do with these things, doc?"
The doctor replies .... "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night,
you paint one of your balls Red and the other ball Blue .
If she says ... 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen!',
..........you hit her with the Shovel.