chicot60
10-30-2011, 11:16 AM
A cop sees a drunk fellow scrambling around on his knees...
And the drunk guy is feeling the ground around a lamp post. The cop says, "hey there buddy, you doin' ok?"
"Yes sir, I'm just looking for my keys."
The cop decides to help the guy out, and the two of them continue to look for a while. Finally, the cop gives up.
"You sure you lost them right here?"
"No," says the drunk. "I lost them over there." He points to the corner across the street.
"Then why are we looking here?"
"Well, there's a lot more light!"
And the drunk guy is feeling the ground around a lamp post. The cop says, "hey there buddy, you doin' ok?"
"Yes sir, I'm just looking for my keys."
The cop decides to help the guy out, and the two of them continue to look for a while. Finally, the cop gives up.
"You sure you lost them right here?"
"No," says the drunk. "I lost them over there." He points to the corner across the street.
"Then why are we looking here?"
"Well, there's a lot more light!"