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rompomurro
11-18-2011, 12:49 PM
This man goes to see his family doctor with one of the worst looking cases of the clap ever seen. His doctor looks at it and asks the man if he had been in the far east and had unprotected sex. The man responds yes the this question, to which the doctor says he has a bad case of Mongolian VD to which there is no cure so it will be have to be amputated.
The man says no way and says he wants a second opinion so the doctor refers him to an oriental doctor with experience in this field.
The man arrives at the office of Dr. Chow and immediately the doctor says “Wat Wong” the which the man responds by dropping his drawers and the doctor says “O yu got Mongolwian VD, yu got it bad, no cure, sorwy. Yes the man says the other doctor say he has to amputate.
To which the doctor responds, Amputate, need to amputate, f-----g Amerwican doctors always wont money, money.
So the man is relieved they will not amputate his penis off, and thanks the doctor for the info, to which the doctor responds
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“No worry 2 weeks gonna fall by itself”!!!!