chicot60
12-07-2011, 12:52 PM
George and Harriet were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary in Las Vegas.
In the casino, Harriet watched as a sweet young woman in a short skirt suddenly became very friendly with George, but he just brushed her off.
Harriet objected. "George, that young woman was so nice to you and you were so rude to her!"
"Harriet, she's a prostitute," explained George.
"What? No. I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Want me to prove it?" asked George.
They went to their room, George phoned the front desk and said, "Would you send Bambi to room 1217?" "Now," he told Harriet, "you hide in the bathroom and listen."
Soon, there was a knock at the door and, sure enough, in walked Bambi.
George asked, "How much?"
"$500 for the basics, plus $250 for 'special services'," said Bambi.
Even George was taken aback. "$500?! I was thinking more like $200."
Bambi laughed derisively, "Yeah. Right. You can't get laid for two hundred bucks any more!"
"Well then, I guess we can't do business," said George. "Goodbye."
After Bambi left, Harriet came out of the bathroom and said, "I can't believe it!"
"Forget it," said George. "Let's have a drink and then eat dinner."
Later, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came over to George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for your lousy two hundred bucks?!"
In the casino, Harriet watched as a sweet young woman in a short skirt suddenly became very friendly with George, but he just brushed her off.
Harriet objected. "George, that young woman was so nice to you and you were so rude to her!"
"Harriet, she's a prostitute," explained George.
"What? No. I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Want me to prove it?" asked George.
They went to their room, George phoned the front desk and said, "Would you send Bambi to room 1217?" "Now," he told Harriet, "you hide in the bathroom and listen."
Soon, there was a knock at the door and, sure enough, in walked Bambi.
George asked, "How much?"
"$500 for the basics, plus $250 for 'special services'," said Bambi.
Even George was taken aback. "$500?! I was thinking more like $200."
Bambi laughed derisively, "Yeah. Right. You can't get laid for two hundred bucks any more!"
"Well then, I guess we can't do business," said George. "Goodbye."
After Bambi left, Harriet came out of the bathroom and said, "I can't believe it!"
"Forget it," said George. "Let's have a drink and then eat dinner."
Later, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came over to George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for your lousy two hundred bucks?!"