mclovin
12-09-2011, 12:21 AM
A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM
Newfoundland is a Province in Canada on the eastern seaboard.....
On the Atlantic Ocean side..
The people in that province have their own English dialect,
and often are the 'butt" of jokes...
But they also love humour,
and love to make jokes about themselves.
A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM
(And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic?)
Of course I loves ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say yer gorgeous
I means every single word
So yer arse is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So yer belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round dere
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tells ya lies
I think its very sexy
Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs
I swear on me grannies grave
From the moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the hockey's on
And get me a nudder beer.
Doesn’t it just bring a tear to the eye?
Newfoundland is a Province in Canada on the eastern seaboard.....
On the Atlantic Ocean side..
The people in that province have their own English dialect,
and often are the 'butt" of jokes...
But they also love humour,
and love to make jokes about themselves.
A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM
(And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic?)
Of course I loves ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say yer gorgeous
I means every single word
So yer arse is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So yer belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round dere
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tells ya lies
I think its very sexy
Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs
I swear on me grannies grave
From the moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the hockey's on
And get me a nudder beer.
Doesn’t it just bring a tear to the eye?