ding19
12-10-2011, 01:18 AM
A man is outside flying a kite but not having much luck at it.
He gets it up in the air a little ways and it crashes to the ground. He tries again and fails again. A third attempt fails just as miserably.
His wife who, has been watching through the picture window decides to intercede. She opens the front door and yells out the front door: "You need more tail."
The man turns to his wife and says: "Up yours. I asked for some last night and you told me to 'go fly a kite' !"
He gets it up in the air a little ways and it crashes to the ground. He tries again and fails again. A third attempt fails just as miserably.
His wife who, has been watching through the picture window decides to intercede. She opens the front door and yells out the front door: "You need more tail."
The man turns to his wife and says: "Up yours. I asked for some last night and you told me to 'go fly a kite' !"