chicot60
12-12-2011, 03:29 AM
CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who run up woman’s leg will not find nuts.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War not determine who is right, it determine who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change in basement.
Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . ......
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who run up woman’s leg will not find nuts.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War not determine who is right, it determine who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change in basement.
Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . ......
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"