Your computer is Male or Female.check it out!!!

[Highwayman]

This is a c\p from soggybottem at ex testing
didnt see this posted thought i`d share it.....
Merry Hamburgers!







Your computer is Male or Female.check it out!!!

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To find out the gender of your computer follow these instructions :


* Open Notepad.
* Type or copy-paste: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
* Save as computer_gender.vbs
* Run the file.


If you hear a male voice, you have a boy;

If you hear a female voice, you have a girl.

[seawulf71]

Itsa boy!! lol I had no idea

[sneerboy]

It's a girl! Have a cigar.

I didn't know the computer could talk.

Damn thing probably won't shut up now. ;)

[natsu]

AWESOME!!!!!!! :yes:

[Terryl]

Mine must be female as it won't run for me.

Tell an old man how to run it, all I get is "access forbidden", just like my X wife.

[TONYDSS]

Mine its a boy. lol

[LuckyLarry]

Mine HAS to be male:never lets me down,doesn't nag, and doesn't stink...

[StanW]

.... mine sounds like a frog waiting to turn into a prince.lol

[justeric1agn]

mine is either a male or xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx who has a deep voice. lol

[cooldiver]

Mine must be a XXX , hard to tell if the voice is male or female !!!!!!!!!!the pc NOT ME !!!!!:okay:

[justeric1agn]

i removed the i love you in quotations and put in "screw you dillweed". now it sounds like my ex wife. lol you can make it say anything. lol

[slugworth]

i removed the i love you in quotations and put in "screw you dillweed". now it sounds like my ex wife. lol you can make it say anything. lol
I used the classic arnold answer to the motel owner from terminator 1

[mabs]

i would prefer it to remain a mystery, i have enough women in my life, dont need to find out i have another one :)

too cool and thanks for sharing

[RASMUS]

I have never seen this before very cool.

Turns out my laptop's a female, I couldn't resist changing the text from "I love you" into something a little more entertaining.

[jeffnez]

lol its a girl,thanks

[bobkoke]

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").speak"hello doctor falken play a game?"

[seawulf71]

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"hello doctor falken"
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak""
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak""
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"do you want to play a game"
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak".,/';:][{}\|=+-_)(*&^%$#@!"

[chanks13]

Its a girl!!
That is funny!!

[Night_Predator]

:tonguewink:Mine sounds like a sultry little minx, I think I’m in love. :grr:

[Pollypurabred]

Mine said; "Hello Dave, This is Hal"!

My name is not Dave and I don't know any Hals, umph!

[anyonomus]

For the very few posts that are edit and for those posts that may come after mine..,, Please.... Lets stay away from gender bashing.. Thanks

[vic24551]

I am a professional printer, to me all my printing presses are a "she" - if a female is running her press and address to it as a he, I can understand
that too, a computer to be female! yes to that too.:thumbsup:

[Sizmasta]

Well mine had to be a girl.... Being as how the wife always says "get off your girlfriend already!".... low and behold, ITS A GIRL!!! hahaha now the wife is really jealous

[Nomad]

Mine said, "What the duece?"
and sounded just like Stewie Griffin!

Ahh, a little fun with vbs!!!

[csmdew]

Another nagging woman....no offense to the ladies

[fonger]

it's a boy!

[A.D.I.D.A.S]

good now I can tell the wife no more kids because we now have a girl!!! Told her we can have another and one we have a girl we are done!!!!!!!!

[allenboone2004]

finally got a girl in my family

[msumal]

good one sir ji

[Bluenose2]

cool, thanks