chicot60
01-26-2012, 03:57 AM
A Fart
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
http://bp0.blogger.com/_5wr6jwHglmQ/SGyJ9mSQ9SI/AAAAAAAACbw/jgYdYs844Xc/s400/fart-button_large.gif
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....
http://sarahpalma.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-24-at-6-52-24-pm.png?w=584
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile......
http://i26.tinypic.com/72zm8g.png
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
http://nittygriddy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bday.gif
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/So_eUoaZWCI/AAAAAAAANZ8/UinaTtRqGCk/s320/fartgeneraldirection.jpg
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
http://www.fartfarm.com/head.jpg
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
http://bp0.blogger.com/_5wr6jwHglmQ/SGyJ9mSQ9SI/AAAAAAAACbw/jgYdYs844Xc/s400/fart-button_large.gif
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....
http://sarahpalma.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-24-at-6-52-24-pm.png?w=584
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile......
http://i26.tinypic.com/72zm8g.png
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
http://nittygriddy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bday.gif
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/So_eUoaZWCI/AAAAAAAANZ8/UinaTtRqGCk/s320/fartgeneraldirection.jpg
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
http://www.fartfarm.com/head.jpg
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?