chicot60
01-26-2012, 01:18 PM
DO THE MATH
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
What makes 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%
And, look how far a$$ kissing will take you:
A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull***** and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top.
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
What makes 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%
And, look how far a$$ kissing will take you:
A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull***** and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top.