Cobra`s 1000 Satfix Bux Contest....

[The Cobra]

As a few of you know I`m heading south to some warmth tomorrow for 10 days or more....I`m leaving my 22 yr son in charge of the house alone for the first time. Usually my daughter (26) is here and...

[Terryl]

OK, my best bet is on a "Lard flush" contest.

Thats were him and his buddies drink your liqueur cabinet dry and see how big a chunk of Lard they can flush down the toilet without it over flowing the bowl.

[Condor]

That's exactly what I had in mind Terry...lol.. Clogged toilets..Have fun "thawing" down there Cobra... House will be clean when u get back.... Hey wait a minute.. You are giving away my Bux!!!!!!lol..

[zoogor]

im thinking it will be mild...just a few beer and mixed drink stains on the furniture and or carpet.

[Anubis]

My money is on no food left upon your return and all the cash you left for him spent.

[JCO]

My guess is that upon your return he burned the evidence.. No house left...LOL

[KIDWCKED]

My guess is that upon your return he burned the evidence.. No house left...LOL

Lmao!!!Too good..

[Bigpineguy Retired]

My guess is that you come home and find Nothing wrong or out of place..... at his age now, he should know some cute women that will be at the party that he has at your house, he will tell them about the pool table , and what happened, and the women will help him clean up so well , that you will know that something HAD to have happened, and he wouldn't have cleaned up so well....and then , about a week or so later, you will find some type of evidence that someone forgot or didn't see to prove that he messed up...lol....

BPG~

[LuckyLarry]

Cat will be pregnant...

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[The Cobra]

My guess is that upon your return he burned the evidence.. No house left...LOL

Now that is what scares me......that guess is right up his alley to hide any evidence.

[Terryl]

im thinking it will be mild...just a few beer and mixed drink stains on the furniture and or carpet.

As long as they are just drink stains!!!




Sorry..................................My fault..

[Terryl]

Now that is what scares me......that guess is right up his alley to hide any evidence.

You will know it the garden or flower bed has been freshly weeded...

[zoogor]

As long as they are just drink stains!!!




Sorry..................................My fault..

knowing cobra...im sure the furniture already has the "other" stains. lol

[The Cobra]

My football viewing buddies had the best one yet.............he moves his mother back into the house while I`m gone !!!............................................we got divorced 18 yrs ago. LMAO

[The Cobra]

knowing cobra...im sure the furniture already has the "other" stains. lol

LMAO-----and it`s all going with HIM when and IF he ever moves out.

[KIDWCKED]

Do you have any cielings fans in your house..Hehehehe.Disconnect them if you do..Maybe you will notice your cleaning products have depleted and you find oxyclean and a reciept for a steam cleaner rental.

[The Cobra]

Do you have any cielings fans in your house..Hehehehe.Disconnect them if you do..Maybe you will notice your cleaning products have depleted and you find oxyclean and a reciept for a steam cleaner rental.

I never find receipts.................................I get the bills. LMAO

[Terryl]

I have an idea that may save you some cash and repair/cleaning bills.

Lock the house up tight, board the doors and windows, and get him a hotel room till your gone, it will be much cheaper. And easyer on the neighborhood.


OK back to the contest:

He will sponsor a jello wrestling contest.

[Night_Predator]

Oh he’ll have a few parties and maybe even a band. But everything will be cleaned up and you will never know until you find the pictures. That’s what happen to me and a cousin when we were younger. We would have parties every time his mom and dad went away. The last time we left a roll of undeveloped film laying around and my aunt found it and had it developed. And surprise, surprise we were screwed. So my guess is no evidence right away but eventually you’ll find out just what happened. So where are you headed Cobra? Out my way?

[The Cobra]

Oh he’ll have a few parties and maybe even a band. But everything will be cleaned up and you will never know until you find the pictures. That’s what happen to me and a cousin when we were younger. We would have parties every time his mom and dad went away. The last time we left a roll of undeveloped film laying around and my aunt found it and had it developed. And surprise, surprise we were screwed. So my guess is no evidence right away but eventually you’ll find out just what happened. So where are you headed Cobra? Out my way?

Wish I was bud, I`m heading to Ft Myers Beach FLA..................next year WE do Mission Beach right?

[Night_Predator]

Wish I was bud, I`m heading to Ft Myers Beach FLA..................next year WE do Mission Beach right?

Hell I have a good freind in Ft Myers. Great place. Lots of women on Sanabel Is. You're going to have fun. I look foward to having you visit Sunny (not very sunny today) SOCal next year then. I'm in the High Desert about 70 mi form LA and the Beaches. Have fun on your trip. And do everything that I would do. LOL

[The Cobra]

Hell I have a good freind in Ft Myers. Great place. Lots of women on Sanabel Is. You're going to have fun. I look foward to having you visit Sunny (not very sunny today) SOCal next year then. I'm in the High Desert about 70 mi form LA and the Beaches. Have fun on your trip. And do everything that I would do. LOL
That`s exactly where the condo that I`m heading to is...Sanabel Island...Estero Blvd to be exact, right on the beach and sand at the sliding door.

[The Cobra]

I have an idea that may save you some cash and repair/cleaning bills.

Lock the house up tight, board the doors and windows, and get him a hotel room till your gone, it will be much cheaper. And easyer on the neighborhood.


OK back to the contest:

He will sponsor a jello wrestling contest.

I was thinking more along the lines of a storage unit. LMAO....cheaper and I get it for the whole mnth.

[Night_Predator]

That`s exactly where the condo that I`m heading to is...Sanabel Island...Estero Blvd to be exact, right on the beach and sand at the sliding door.

Oh yea you're going to have a killer of a time there. Its been years for me but I remember spring break there. Hell of a time.

[The Cobra]

That`s exactly where the condo that I`m heading to is...Sanabel Island...Estero Blvd to be exact, right on the beach and sand at the sliding door.
Quick correction NP----it`s Estero Island where I`m at... not Sanabel.

[mclovin]

I'm guessing joint burns around the house??

[mclovin]

Quick correction NP----it`s Estero Island where I`m at... not Sanabel.

Sugar mom-ma?? Lol sweet have a great trip bud,pictures tell a thousand words,take lots

[KIDWCKED]

I'm guessing joint burns around the house??

So you mean those miscellaneous black spots that appear on the floor and furniture??:thumbsup:

[mclovin]

So you mean those miscellaneous black spots that appear on the floor and furniture??:thumbsup:

Yes and I'm sure u know all about that lol

[KIDWCKED]

Apparently:D

[Nostradamus]

LOL I am thinking this will be a good read so Cobra when you get back hit me up with the winner and I will match the 1000 Satfix bux myself providing of course I haven't succeeded in getting myself banned by then :D

after thought!

In the event I am banned I am sure Mabs will toss in 5000 bux in on my behalf

[toot_1]

No gas in your most cherished ride.

[ironworks]

Your going to Florida..........................?? When you get back Rosie will have moved in.......................

[Terryl]

It would be cool to install a few hidden video cam's, and a DVR, could make some good you tube video's.

[Pollypurabred]

"Do Nothing" and collect the grand himself.

[The Cobra]

No gas in your most cherished ride.

Been there bud years ago....I left the truck with just fumes in it. LMAO.

[The Cobra]

Ok...let`s see who`s gonna win this.......Came home Fri nite, everything reasonably clean, no rugs stains, no roaches(damn), no table burns...no money I left went unused, fridge still with some food left in it so I was pretty impressed and proud of the little fella.....that was upon first viewing. Upon further review....... I detected all my beer was gone, wine bottles were in the garbage, 2 full bottles of whiskey and a bottle of bourbon were AWOL, garbage was forgotten to be tossed as were the recycles, dog crap not picked up for 11 days, 5 loads of laundry undone (including what I brought back).........all of which I kinda expected.........

Sat morning I got a cup of coffee...went into the back family room (MY.. "off limits" family room) flicked on the TV to see some hockey news and went to sit on my Lazy boy. WTF ??? No Lazy Boy...as in gone. He worked Sat so I waited till he came home last nite...seems some girl friend drank too much wine..."caught the flu" fell asleep and chucked in my chair. They were trying to have it cleaned....but I said NO WAY...Cobra goes Lazy Boy shopping today...with them splitting it 50/50.
So far that is the extent, but I haven`t seen my neighbors yet either LOL.

So I`ll go over everyone`s posts later and declare a winner!!!

[The Cobra]

We have a winner !!!!!!

Terry came close in that all my booze was indeed gone.
Anubis was right there too with the fact he spent all the money I left.
JCO was right on the money with the fact he removed any evidence. (my chair)

But Night Predator hit the nail on the head that everyone pitched in and helped clean up ...too well so I looked in the trash were all the evidence was left. Then like NP suggested look for pics on facebook etc------well I found the pics all right.....in his cell phone!!! Dummy forgot to erase them. Looks like the kids had a great time and I`m getting a new chair and my booze replaced so all is well till I go for a month next year.

Congrats NP...

[Bigpineguy Retired]

My guess is that you come home and find Nothing wrong or out of place..... at his age now, he should know some cute women that will be at the party that he has at your house, he will tell them about the pool table , and what happened, and the women will help him clean up so well , that you will know that something HAD to have happened, and he wouldn't have cleaned up so well....and then , about a week or so later, you will find some type of evidence that someone forgot or didn't see to prove that he messed up...lol....

BPG~I think this was a close guess then :tehe:

BPG~

[Night_Predator]

Thanks bud. Kids never change even when the technology does. They need to immortalize and share everything. And they forget, as I did, to hide the evidence. Wait until you see whats on his and his friends FB. LOL

[The Cobra]

I think this was a close guess then :tehe:

BPG~
Yeah, sorry BPG I was in a hurry to go out to get smokes and I forgot the closest one to a winner with no cigar was you. Only diff was where the evidence was to be found.

[ironworks]

Hope you had a good time Cobra..............................

[oak]

Haha! Great read. Kid sounds like me (or maybe all of us) back in the day.