mclovin
02-16-2012, 03:03 AM
Who did you buy your chickens from?
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells Him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."he gets her name, address, Social Security number, etc. And then asks,"what's your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says. the accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "what does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells Him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."he gets her name, address, Social Security number, etc. And then asks,"what's your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says. the accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "what does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."