What I found out today.

[Anubis]

"Today I went on thesaurus.com & searched “ninjas”. The computer told me “Ninjas cannot be found”. Well played, ninjas, well played." :tehe:

[mj420]

Someone told me Chuck Norris is a ninja.
Chuck norris can't be a ninja because he is so obviously a ninja. If you think someones a ninja, they aren't ninjas. Unless he is so obviously a ninja you think it's not a ninja, that he has to be a ninja. Any questions?