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chicot60
03-13-2012, 11:59 AM
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."

None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar.

The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix.

The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet.

The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert.

The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes.

The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.

"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."

darlinkat
03-13-2012, 12:25 PM
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Very funny chicot
Nice to see you back:yes:

degum
03-14-2012, 12:20 AM
very funny

raymond47
03-14-2012, 10:53 AM
Welcome back Here is another

A fellow enters a pub in Belfast with a plastic bag under his arms.
The bartender asks him, "What might that be you're carrying?"
"About twelve pounds of semtex", replies the fellow.
"Glory Be! I t'ought it was bagpipes!"