Willie auction

Willie auction

A man and his wife were in bed one morning when the wife said, "I had a strange dream last night. I dreamed I was at a penis auction. Long penises were going for £100 and thick penises were going for £300." The husband asked, "What would mine go for?" The wife replied, "They were giving ones like yours away for free."
The husband said, "I also had a dream last night about an auction where they were selling juicy vaginas for £500 and tight vaginas for £1,000." "How about mine?" the wife asked and the husband replied, "Well, that was where they were holding the auction." :laughat::tehe::tehe::tehe: