A woman is bringing home her groceries...

And sees her neighbor sitting shirtless in his front yard, drinking a beer. As he sips, a woman is pushing an old lawnmower around his grass, which is at least a foot tall.


As she unpacks her groceries and takes them inside, he continues to sit in the shade, a smile on his face. Upon seeing this smile, the woman becomes enraged. “How dare he?!”


So she storms out her front door and into his yard.


“I can’t believe you’re making her cut your grass! It’s totally wild and you can see she’s struggling! You’re such a bastard and you should be hung!”


To which he replies: “I am. That’s why she mows the lawn.”